My neighborhood is being overrun by asians

[the_clockwork]

Honda's and Infiniti's and Toyota's are running rampant down my streets. I was the first person to build my house in this neighborhood and I, strategically, purchased a lot on a cul-de-sac. The neighborhood is nearly full and as I drove home today I noticed a large group of gang members gathering at the end of my cul-de-sac. This was nothing serious but a large group of asians, 10-15 year olds on skateboards, jumping off my curb. I also noticed a small gathering of asian females in my driveway coloring on my FUCKING driveway with chalk, now I look like I'm housing a gay clan in my basement.

I called an exterminator but he hung up on me when I explained my problem being asians.

Does anyone know how to get rid of them?

 

[cindylou]

there is nothing you can do about the ones in the street


Spray the ones in your driveway with water they hate that

 

[puddlemonkey]

Someone please explain to me the fascination they have with the fat annoying mufflers that sound like my lawn mower.

 

[the_clockwork]

there is nothing you can do about the ones in the street


Spray the ones in your driveway with water they hate that

shall I purchase a high powered power washer for this job? It seems a garden hose will not get the full effect I'm wanting. I'm looking for one that will rip paint off car doors.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Start shitting in your yard and driveway

...that should keep them away.

 

[slat1]

MMMMMMmmmmm teen Asian girls!

 

[the_clockwork]

Start shitting in your yard and driveway

...that should keep them away.

I already do this

 

[bw1]

Pibull's from Michael Vick

 

[the_clockwork]

MMMMMMmmmmm teen Asian girls!

you have this confused. They were not even teens, the females were about 7-8 years old, the boys and their "leader" were a little older. I think I may have been able to take the leader but he was probably strapping so I ran inside and shut my garage door immediately and shut all my blinds.

 

[heatherrae]

You are upset at little girls with sidewalk chalk? lol.