my houseguest is gone

[stilleto]

she went to her parents house because i needed my guestroom back.

I am out:
1 jar of ANPB (which she said i had plenty of so i wouldn't miss one jar)
1 jar of local honey (at $5 a jar)
2 dozen eggs
1 bottle of olive oil
1 bag of grapes
various steaks and chicken and pastas

whatever my phone bill is going to be since she has dialup and used it quite freely.

whatever my electric bill is, since she left the heat on 60 but often left the windows open, so when it got below 60 (at night), i was basically heating the front yard.

$120 a month in storage fees, since all her stuff is in a storage unit i'm paying for.

but she has left me with:
a hallway full of boxes
a tshirt she forgot
a giant ugly potted plant that falls over if you breathe on it.

YAY! she's gone. lock this thread up.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

she went to her parents house because i needed my guestroom back.

I am out:
1 jar of ANPB (which she said i had plenty of so i wouldn't miss one jar)
1 jar of local honey (at $5 a jar)
2 dozen eggs
1 bottle of olive oil
1 bag of grapes
various steaks and chicken and pastas

whatever my phone bill is going to be since she has dialup and used it quite freely.

whatever my electric bill is, since she left the heat on 60 but often left the windows open, so when it got below 60 (at night), i was basically heating the front yard.

$120 a month in storage fees, since all her stuff is in a storage unit i'm paying for.

but she has left me with:
a hallway full of boxes
a tshirt she forgot
a giant ugly potted plant that falls over if you breathe on it.

YAY! she's gone. lock this thread up.

happy she is gone but aren't you the locker of threads silly.

 

[vixensghost]

Not having to look @ her hairy legs anymore: Priceless!

 

[Frisky]

you kicked HabitualHoe out?

 

[stilleto]

Not having to look @ her hairy legs anymore: Priceless!

or have her aske me about my




um....


















bowel movements.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

what is ANPB! I've been asking this question for months. =(

 

[stilleto]

you kicked HabitualHoe out?

she stopped putting out.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Consider the fact that if you were a male, she might add some type of legal charge to your losses.

Glad she is gone. Bad roommate = giant pain.

 

[vixensghost]

or have her aske me about my




um....


















bowel movements.

Sweet Jesus...YOU WERE A SAINT!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

kewl, make yourself useful and send me some of those artistic nudes money shot is appreciated

 

[stilleto]

Consider the fact that if you were a male, she might add some type of legal charge to your losses.

Glad she is gone. Bad roommate = giant pain.

what?
if i were male i'd have legal charges? wha?


she wasn't a roomate. she was a houseguest.
me=own a house
her=stayed in the guest room for a month.

 

[stilleto]

what is ANPB! I've been asking this question for months. =(

will i get anything if i tell you?






all natural peanut butter....

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

will i get anything if i tell you?






all natural peanut butter....

I kind of thought that's what it was.

uhm.. you can have anything you want!

watcha want hottie?

 

[jerkbox]

she took food before she left?

that's awesome

 

[stilleto]

I kind of thought that's what it was.

uhm.. you can have anything you want!

watcha want hottie?

all your karma?

 

[Cutiebaby]

you must be happy

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

all your karma?

and here I thought you were looking for some kind of happy ending.

 

[jackangel]

thread -> recycle bin

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

all your karma?

only because I'm a man of my word and I said you could have anything you wanted! =)

 

[stilleto]

she took food before she left?

that's awesome

she ate my food while she was here, but took any food that she bought with her.
i had to start hiding stuff.

 

[stilleto]

only because I'm a man of my word and I said you could have anything you wanted! =)

awwww! thank you... that really WAS a happy ending! (well, for me)...

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

awwww! thank you... that really WAS a happy ending! (well, for me)...

yeah.. and I figured out what ANPB was...

suuuuuuch a good trade off... ... ...

 

[digimon7068]

ttfn

 

[wootoom]

bullshit your a pig dont blame her for eating everything ive seen the way u eat woman

 

[rnch]

and what have you learned from this experience, young lady/man?

 

[stilleto]

bullshit your a pig dont blame her for eating everything ive seen the way u eat woman

well it was MY fucking anpb!!!!


ok, rnch, what have i learned?
to hide my peanut butter and honey!

 

[digimon7068]

well it was MY fucking anpb!!!!


ok, rnch, what have i learned?
to hide my peanut butter and honey!

i have a better idea. . .smear it all over yourself. . .i'll be over in about an hour, m'kay?

 

[Sub-Zero]

check your toilets to make sure she didnt give you an upper decker