What's up bro? Well, I guess you spelled it out with that post. I'm not going to pretend I know just what you are going through, but were pulling for your swift and complete recovery! I know you're in bad shape, but hey, at least your groin isn't the size of a watermellon right now - especcially with your date tonight! Hopefully nurse knockout will know how to take care of Scotty, eh bro?
(On a side note bro, it's almost time! I could use your guidance this time around to keep me on track. I'll be shooting you a PM or email soon. BTW, the email in my sig is dead.)