my girlfriends cousin (her best friend) wants to fuck me

[Spunky]

ive been with my girl for a year next month. her cousin, which happens to be her best friend use to live with her in an apartment. well.. her cousin moved back home and now that shes not living with my girl shes been trying to get up on my dick. She comes by my work and will stay and talk to me for hours... she gave me her #, and asks me to go do stuff, and flirts like hell with me....

I love my girlfriend... but Im also a horny bastard and wouldn't mind a nice fuck. She has a killer ass... what do i do?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Fuck her brains out, get her pregnant, get full custody of your Love Spawn and have your girlfriend raise it! Problem Solved!

 

[Spunky]

did i mention she has a killer ass?

oh yea.. i forgot about the big perky tits....

 

[jackangel]

You want permission to hit it.

Denied!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

You want permission to hit it.

Denied!

I will give you permission to hit it. Now when can I bang your girlfriend? Don't worry I will only take her from the backside! I wont double dip my stick!

 

[jackangel]

Oh.

Go ahead then.

 

[Baoh]

Try not being an asshole to your girlfriend.

 

[Sundance]

ive been with my girl for a year next month. her cousin, which happens to be her best friend use to live with her in an apartment. well.. her cousin moved back home and now that shes not living with my girl shes been trying to get up on my dick. She comes by my work and will stay and talk to me for hours... she gave me her #, and asks me to go do stuff, and flirts like hell with me....

I love my girlfriend... but Im also a horny bastard and wouldn't mind a nice fuck. She has a killer ass... what do i do?

You must be gay if you have that kind of dilemma...

 

[WarriorPL]

I'd hit it.... just don't get caught.

Just pray this isn't some plot between the two....

 

[Spunky]

WizKid.. see thats why im skeptical. This is too weird to be true... I'm afraid as soon as i get ready to fuck her my girlfriend is gonna walk in and its all gonna be a setup.. that would suck.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

WizKid.. see thats why im skeptical. This is too weird to be true... I'm afraid as soon as i get ready to fuck her my girlfriend is gonna walk in and its all gonna be a setup.. that would suck.

Off course it is! It's a set up by them to see if you are really marriage material! Just when you do it make sure you fuck both of them on the same day before you get "Caught!" Fuck 'em Both! Literally! Worse comes to worse she leaves or you will get to go on Jerry Springer! "Jerry, Jerry Jerry!"

 

[Vulgar_Display_Of_Power]

If he's from Arkansas, this may really be confusing.

 

[vinylgroover]

You've been watching too much Springer Spunky.........now go back to wanking as you were before you started dreaming.

 

[plornive]

Hit it. I don't doubt for one moment that this girl wants you to fuck her and doesn't want to get caught herself.

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

Spunky=duritz

 

[bunnymt]

Don't hit it. Or, let me say, if I were you I would not 'hit it.'

You are going to hurt your girlfriend. If she ever finds out, you run the risk of losing someone you care about, someone you have invested a year of your life to.

It is never worth it...but it is your choice, of course. You have to weigh out the options for yourself.

 

[crew9]

Please do fuck your girlfriends cousin because thats EXACTLY what we need. Another bitter girl in the world who has been fucked over by her boyfriend. Like somebody stated why would you basically wanna throw away a years relationship cause your horny. Go fuck your girlfriend if your horny and learn some self control.

 

[plornive]

I had a girlfriend's best friend call me while I was in the process of getting rid of the girlfriend. She was interested enough to come right over. I've also seen it happen with other people.

I have never seen two girls intentionally set a guy up (although I know a guy who fucked two girls that happened to be best friends, and they later set him up when he was expecting to just be meeting one girl, they were not kind to him).

 

[Robert Jan]

Like someone sayd, dont spoil the girls for everybody and themselves

 

[plornive]

No ring on the finger...fair game baby. Not like you're engaged or anything.

2 years from now when your gf dumps you -- you'll be bitching at yourself for all the POONTANG you missed out on, cuz the ex (who you'l probably hate then) stopped you.

-= nav =-

Word.

And it sounds like Spunky is very tempted. What is he going to do, hold out for the rest of his life? HAHAHAHA

 

[Staind]

BULLSHIT...

Dude, do you have any feelings for your gf? Can you possibly say that you love her? I hope so, a year is a long time...

Man, pussy is dime a dozen...sure they love to get on your dick while you are attached, but if u have feeling for this chick how can you even THINK about it? A chick that you can truly love, who you know will be there, who you MIGHT want to end up marrying is an incredibly rare, magical, wonderful thing. Don't be the one to blow it. If it goes bad, at least be able to look in the mirrior and know it wasn't your fault.. You will still be able to get pussy if you look hard enough...but you WON'T be able to get back a lover, a friend, a possible soulmate....

 

[plornive]

BULLSHIT...

Dude, do you have any feelings for your gf? Can you possibly say that you love her? I hope so, a year is a long time...

Man, pussy is dime a dozen...sure they love to get on your dick while you are attached, but if u have feeling for this chick how can you even THINK about it? A chick that you can truly love, who you know will be there, who you MIGHT want to end up marrying is an incredibly rare, magical, wonderful thing. Don't be the one to blow it. If it goes bad, at least be able to look in the mirrior and know it wasn't your fault.. You will still be able to get pussy if you look hard enough...but you WON'T be able to get back a lover, a friend, a possible soulmate....

I love guys like you.

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

Please have sex with this girl.

 

[WODIN]

Bang her sensless....

So we can see Jerry Springers...MY COUSINS A HOE!

 

[Manu]

She has a killer ass... what do i do?

Fuck her.

 

[gtrcivic]

What movie was it that i saw recently where the mom was flirting/wanted to get banged by the daughters boyfriend?? Then the boyfriend walks towards the door (to get a condom from his car) only to see the dad standing at the front door. They hug him and say you passed the test... Good material for their daughter ??
Might be a test.


If not , hit the cousin from the backside and yell to her " This is for my elitefitness bros" !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gettinlarger]

Dude, dont do it ...

Put yourself in your girl's shoes. What if your best friend fucked her? You'd want to kill them both ...

 

[Outtlaw]

If you dont care whether you stay with your girl or not then do it. But eventually, may not be next week, or next year. But eventually her best friend is gonna let what happened between you two slip out. If the girl wasnt friends with your gf then the chances of disaster would be much less.

 

[The_Ghost]

What movie was it that i saw recently where the mom was flirting/wanted to get banged by the daughters boyfriend?? Then the boyfriend walks towards the door (to get a condom from his car) only to see the dad standing at the front door. They hug him and say you passed the test... Good material for their daughter ??
Might be a test.


If not , hit the cousin from the backside and yell to her " This is for my elitefitness bros" !!!!!!!!!!!!

that wasn't a movie, it was a joke going around on the net.

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

If you were really into you relationship and loved your girlfriend you wouldn't be asking. Since you obviously don't I wouldn't pass up on the 3some but you should break up with your girlfriend 1st. Especially with her cousin being involved. It's almost a Jerry Springer show waiting to happen.

 

[manny78]

Post a pic of the girl and her stats, ya know it'S easier for us to give advices this way.