My fucked up queef...

[rnch]

I was checking some books out to a patron here at the library and it just slipped right out of my fat hairy coochie snooter. I was soooo embarrassed. Life sux it fucking sux.

you ever have one slip out your hairy coochie, up your taint and slide out between your balls and your inner thigh? wierd feeling!!!!!!!





and you think YOU are gross, huh?

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I wouldn't be alluding to having a pinoche'-like crapper Holmes,doesn't sound too good,lol...What is it about your job at the Library that brings out the green fog in you?I still can't forget the last episode you described of,"Smelling like a mixure of chicken livers and Pond Mud".The horrificness of it is forever haunting me,lol.

 

[hippedy hop]

I went out on a date to a movie years ago with a fine girl that i had just met. During the movie, I had to fart like a motherfucker but I was too self conscious to excuse myself so I held it in. Over the course of the next hour my stomach began rolling and grumbling, I had to keep pressing my ass into the seat so the gigantic fart wouldn't escape. Finally, I couldn't hold it anymore so I left red-faced during the movie and told her that I'd be right back. I barely made it into the restroom when I let it loose. It lasted probably a minute. Unfuckingbelievable, might be a world record for longest fart. Some guy in a stall heard it and I heard him say, "Damn that was one hell of a fart." Lesson learned. Don't take amino acids b4 a date. Now I know they are worthless anyway. We have these cheap protein powders now that do the same thing.

LOL I think farts have a half life of 20 minutes any remaining gas will convert into hot garbage.

 

[Paulos]

I wouldn't be alluding to having a pinoche'-like crapper Holmes

 

[casavant]

I was just spoofing that one dudes thread that was titled, "My fucked up teeth". Just a spur of the moment thing. In reality, I have a cock and some nuts- not a pussy.

Just for the record, ya know.

 

[argent]

heehaw

 

[Nathan]

LOL Cas. Sigh....I'm gonna smoke a bowl.