My fucked up queef...

[casavant]

I was checking some books out to a patron here at the library and it just slipped right out of my fat hairy coochie snooter. I was soooo embarrassed. Life sux it fucking sux.

 

[WODIN]

was it wet-n-juicy? Take a pic for paulos and darktooth.

 

[casavant]

All that and more, man.

 

[AustinTX]

I was checking some books out to a patron here at the library and it just slipped right out of my fat hairy coochie snooter. I was soooo embarrassed. Life sux it fucking sux.

LOL, so why is your ass so loose?

 

[WarriorPL]

That seriously blows, but hey, at least you never had a dingleberry fall out from the bottom of your pantleg. LoL

 

[Lostdog]

Very desricptive.. I almost threw up ..

 

[casavant]

Very desricptive.. I almost threw up ..

"Queef" makes me chuckle.

 

[XBiker]

My understanding is that it takes a vagina to "queef"

Is there something you're hiding, cas?

 

[Baoh]

My understanding is that it takes a vagina to "queef"

Is there something you're hiding, cas?

"A queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas, mmmkay?" -Mr. Mackey

You're correct.

 

[biteme]

I went out on a date to a movie years ago with a fine girl that i had just met. During the movie, I had to fart like a motherfucker but I was too self conscious to excuse myself so I held it in. Over the course of the next hour my stomach began rolling and grumbling, I had to keep pressing my ass into the seat so the gigantic fart wouldn't escape. Finally, I couldn't hold it anymore so I left red-faced during the movie and told her that I'd be right back. I barely made it into the restroom when I let it loose. It lasted probably a minute. Unfuckingbelievable, might be a world record for longest fart. Some guy in a stall heard it and I heard him say, "Damn that was one hell of a fart." Lesson learned. Don't take amino acids b4 a date. Now I know they are worthless anyway. We have these cheap protein powders now that do the same thing.