my ex is holding out on me... help me become victorious

[mdd]

she got a job at GNC, and as we all know they get to swipe any returns

first she was cool with it, and i got about 150 caps of xenadrine

but now she wont get me anything else, she says i dont need to be taking anything else LOL, oh and she thinks i'm gonna go and sell it or somthing? wtf?

i mean i dont really care about it, buy if they dont take it it just sits there and gets thrown out eventually and becomes a total waste

i'm gonna have to be slick in order to get her to hook me up

but i've ran out of sweet talk and hittin a dead end here! help

 

[egotistical_player]

Perhaps you have a problem wooing said strumpet, or maybe you are a eunich?

 

[magman1]

vitamin shoppe bro...put the bitch outa business

 

[canadianhitman]

Bang her like you've never banged her before. That oughta get her in a more generous mood.

 

[MFMan]

If she doens't start giving free samples within a week dump her and move on.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I say lick her kitty ...

 

[canadianhitman]

I say lick her kitty ...