My daughter punched me in the face

[jnevin]

I was laying on the floor and she came up to me and I growled at her. She was startled and after she jumped she punched me right in the eye and ran away. I didn't know 18 month old chilrinz did that. Earlier today when my friend stopped by, she ran right up to him with her fist clenched and said "knuckles" asking for a fist bump. I'm pretty sure she defines pure awesomeness in its awesomenessest form.

 

[binö]

at least you aren't joosered up or else you woulda raged and double reverse suplexed her.
you might consider doing it anyway, to teach her some manners

 

[mustang_00]

i bet you were thinking "do that to mommy" after, huh?

 

[jnevin]

at least you aren't joosered up or else you woulda raged and double reverse suplexed her.
you might consider doing it anyway, to teach her some manners

She's grounded when she's 5 for this. She keeps racking them up too. Her first was for tub_girling my arm when I was changing her diaper when she was just a few weeks old. It made me puke and the only place to do it was her diaper pail that was full of shitty diapers. So I heaved, breathed in a week's worth of shit stank, and heaved until there was no more to heave. I broke blood vessels in my face I puked so hard. For that she doesn't go to the prom.

 

[puddlemonkey]

How old will Mitch be when she's 14? Just curious.

 

[mustang_00]

i bet pudz heaved like that when he shat the bed

 

[bigtravis]

i bet pudz heaved like that when he shat the bed

olololol

 

[mustang_00]

olololol

olololollololol

 

[chris302001]

make sure smurfy sees this

 

[puddlemonkey]

make sure smurfy sees this

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/jon-rachel-lol-meat-up-689225-4.html#post9230715

 

[chris302001]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/jon-rachel-lol-meat-up-689225-4.html#post9230715

yeah, worrying about him is like worrying about getting eaten alive by a chihuahua. A little kick dog would die trying to eat me, theres so much.

 

[jnevin]

yeah, worrying about him is like worrying about getting eaten alive by a chihuahua. A little kick dog would die trying to eat me, theres so much.

I dunno man. He's as big as RADAR in his avi.

 

[PhoenixS]

lol kids are awesome.

 

[ortiz34]

My daughter had developed that (right about the same age. Does she go to daycare?

 

[puddlemonkey]

A little kick dog would die trying to eat me, theres so much.

9 calories per gram of fat.

 

[mustang_00]

i remember when my nephew was almost a year old chillin in his bouncer. he looked at his hand and then made it into a fist with a complete amazed look on his face. then popped himself in the mouth. HAHAHAHHAHAHA sweet memories!!

 

[jnevin]

My daughter had developed that (right about the same age. Does she go to daycare?

Yeah, 3 days per week. When we went in for our parent teacher (or whatever) conference they didn't mention any hostile behavior. It was literally a fight or flight reaction. I'm honestly glad she reacted the way she did.

 

[miplank]

My son punched me in the face once while he was holding a matchbox car..Sliced my chin open pretty good, and I still have a faint scar from it.

 

[jnevin]

My son punched me in the face once while he was holding a matchbox car..Sliced my chin open pretty good, and I still have a faint scar from it.

Probably an improvement. Maybe he'll be a plastic surgeon.

 

[chris302001]

9 calories per gram of fat.

A few billion calories

 

[binö]

if razorguns daughter punched him in the face that bitch would be on the street!@!@#

 

[ortiz34]

My daughter sometimes, although rarely is fresh, she tries to hit you in the face.
She mostly does it to mom

 

[calveless wonder]

she must have a pretty good douchebag radar

 

[jnevin]

she must have a pretty good douchebag radar

Well I'm sure if she saw you she'd freak out like Linda Blair in The Exorcist.

 

[stephen4327]

NICE... sup man

 

[nimbus]

My son punched me in the face once while he was holding a matchbox car..Sliced my chin open pretty good, and I still have a faint scar from it.

lol at him rejecting the family business so vehemently

 

[ortiz34]

Well I'm sure if she saw you she'd freak out like Linda Blair in The Exorcist.

lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol at him rejecting the family business so vehemently

loloolololol

 

[AztecWarrior]

Good for her. HIGHFIVE!!!!!!!