My boss is making me go to the office Christmas party ...

[ricco561]

Although:

A) My sentiments about Christmas can best be summarized by the phrase “bah humbug” &

2) I’m an anti-social bastard

He called me personally and said, “I’d greatly appreciate if you wood rearrange your vacation schedule so that you can attend, and wear that pretty red strapless thing you wore before.”

He wants to Fuck me again!!!

Fixed.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

they only way you can get back at him, is to do his wife at lunch the day of the party..

so man up..

Unfortunately his wife isn't a man...

 

[shrimp poboy]

Well as a fluffer 4 your career choice im pretty sure you will busy at the party

 

[PICK3]

Well as a fluffer 4 your career choice im pretty sure you will busy at the party

I'm

will be

 

[MichaelScott]

lol

 

[ricco561]

I'm

will be

Boss




Dick





Suck

 

[PICK3]

I


like


teh


bombs

O'rly?

 

[ricco561]

O'rly?

You people are always so sensitive.

 

[PICK3]

Guess my boss wants me there, because I'm "the life of the party" kind of guy.

just sayin'

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Guess my boss wants me there, because I'm "the life of the party" kind of guy.

just sayin'

I reckon he wants you there because you're the fuckin bomb of any party!

You are a truly solid guy and I want you bad!