My boss is making me go to the office Christmas party ...

[PICK3]

Although:

A) My sentiments about Christmas can best be summarized by the phrase “bah humbug” &

2) I’m an anti-social bastard

He called me personally and said, “I’d greatly appreciate if you wood rearrange your vacation schedule so that you can attend”

Fuck me!!!

 

[Smurfy]

Ariel , is that you?

 

[puddlemonkey]

pwned

 

[shrimp poboy]

Would

 

[PICK3]

Would

misspelled intentionally for effect

 

[MichaelScott]

can i cum to?

 

[PICK3]

can i cum to?

too

 

[princesa]

Are you taking Shrimp boy as your date?

Take pics plz

k thanx

 

[bw1]

Bring plenty of Lube

 

[PICK3]

Bring plenty of Lube

wtf???