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My boss called me a Sponge Monkey !

TBH i have a sneaky feeling i know why she is getting on my back.

I've been working at mac D's for the past year and everyday around 12.00 - 12.30 i hit the bathroom to jerk off ...so i'm in there on Thursday beating my meat like it owes me money :smash: .

So i bust a nut and walk out the door and there she is ! standing there grinning like a fucking chesire cat . She didnt say a word , but i'm panicing coz she probably didnt hear the faucet and knows i didnt wash my hands !!!.....and went straight back to work flipping burgers.

Next thing ya know she starts with the sponge monkey thing...WTF :confused:
 
This thread is epic. Could give the Glad some competition. According to Urban Dictionary a sponge monkey is

"Singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. Sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from Quizno's."

It was more likely that she called you a spooge monkey; urban dictionary definition
"One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".
 
who jerks off at work?

who uses a public restoom and doesnt wash their hands. especially after just jerking off..

who works at mcdonalds for over a year?


my brain is about to explode lol.
 
who jerks off at work?

who uses a public restoom and doesnt wash their hands. especially after just jerking off..

who works at mcdonalds for over a year?


my brain is about to explode lol.

Wow that's all it takes to make your brain explode? might wanna exercise it a bit more frequently....
 
well brothers and sisters the eagle has landed
SHE ATE THE FUCKIN THING !!!! ,and even licked hers fingers too the tubby bish .
probably one of my worst cum shots ever ( coz i was nervous ) but i got most of it onto the bun , i think i'll call it the mc jizz :artist:
only thing is i got so fucking excited i had to tell someone - next thing is im getting high-fives
from fuckers that i dont even know WTF !!!
i'm a hero in the joint coz everyone hates her guts but hopefuly the new chick working here wont find out coz shes hot as fuck ! and this sponge monkey is gunna have to tap that ass:evil:









The Mc Jizz " its finger lickin good ! "
 
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