TBH i have a sneaky feeling i know why she is getting on my back.
I've been working at mac D's for the past year and everyday around 12.00 - 12.30 i hit the bathroom to jerk off ...so i'm in there on Thursday beating my meat like it owes me money .
So i bust a nut and walk out the door and there she is ! standing there grinning like a fucking chesire cat . She didnt say a word , but i'm panicing coz she probably didnt hear the faucet and knows i didnt wash my hands !!!.....and went straight back to work flipping burgers.
Next thing ya know she starts with the sponge monkey thing...WTF