My boss called me a Sponge Monkey !

[cuthroat]

This thread is epic. Could give the Glad some competition. According to Urban Dictionary a sponge monkey is

"Singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. Sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from Quizno's."

It was more likely that she called you a spooge monkey; urban dictionary definition

"One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".

 

[cuthroat]

she secretly video tapes you spanking it and then gets off by rubbing mayo and greasy burgers up and down her snatch.

 

[EnderJE]

You don't wash your hands? Great.

 

[chewyxrage]

So did you cum or what?

 

[cuthroat]

You don't wash your hands? Great.

I don't eat crap food so I'm not to worried.

 

[EnderJE]

I don't eat crap food so I'm not to worried.

Neither do I, but I feel bad for those who feel that they have to eat that food.

Then again, maybe this guy will be famous and be on the news soon.

 

[SouthernLord]

I approve of this thread.

 

[binö]

lol another glad!

 

[twenty47]

who jerks off at work?

who uses a public restoom and doesnt wash their hands. especially after just jerking off..

who works at mcdonalds for over a year?


my brain is about to explode lol.

 

[nangiggles]

who jerks off at work?

who uses a public restoom and doesnt wash their hands. especially after just jerking off..

who works at mcdonalds for over a year?


my brain is about to explode lol.

Wow that's all it takes to make your brain explode? might wanna exercise it a bit more frequently....