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My attempt to seduce an 18 yr old hottie to eat McDs with me

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healother

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Erica-Nichole: ok so heres the plan you have to go pick up the food and then we'll hang out in your car so i can watch the house because i cant find any keys
Steve G: haha, okay that sounds good im thinking i might stop by a McDs on the way, what would u want?
Erica-Nichole: a crispy chicken club sandwhich
Steve G: easy enough u got cash?
Erica-Nichole: yeah
Steve G: ok , cool me too
Erica-Nichole: would you pick up cigarettes for me?
Steve G: ha, sorry just food dear, i dont believe in smoking
Erica-Nichole: well i am quite the chain smoker, so perhaps this wont work out so well
Steve G: ok dont mind if u smoke, its just that im not buying u cigarettes
Erica-Nichole has signed out. (8/21/2007 11:22 PM)
 
dude you came off as a condecending tool.

Its ok though though, you woulda been a bitch to pick her up ciggs.

You shoulda just said "I'm only bring stuff I can get for you from McDs"
 
Lestat said:
dude you came off as a condecending tool.

Its ok though though, you woulda been a bitch to pick her up ciggs.

You shoulda just said "I'm only bring stuff I can get for you from McDs"
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agreed, i need to learn how to think faster on my feet and come up with better stuff to say.

in a way though she's kinda a bitch for trying to get me to pick her up some cigarettes. so she didnt really deserve my time anyway.
 
healother said:
agreed, i need to learn how to think faster on my feet and come up with better stuff to say.

in a way though she's kinda a bitch for trying to get me to pick her up some cigarettes. so she didnt really deserve my time anyway.
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slut: I'm a chain smoker
Alterother: bitch you mean pole smoker
Alterother:*pushes slut's head down*

El Fin nigga
 
Lestat said:
dude you came off as a condecending tool.
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I didn't think so, but if you did then PERFECT!


Lestat said:
Its ok though though, you woulda been a bitch to pick her up ciggs.
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True. This bitch was not going to give you a thing. You would've been her bitch for sure.

You should've told her to get her own fucking cigs...oh and not offered to pick up anything for this whore.
 
healother said:
Erica-Nichole: ok so heres the plan you have to go pick up the food and then we'll hang out in your car so i can watch the house because i cant find any keys
Steve G: haha, okay that sounds good im thinking i might stop by a McDs on the way, what would u want?
Erica-Nichole: a crispy chicken club sandwhich
Steve G: easy enough u got cash?
Erica-Nichole: yeah
Steve G: ok , cool me too
Erica-Nichole: would you pick up cigarettes for me?
Steve G: ha, sorry just food dear, i dont believe in smoking
Erica-Nichole: well i am quite the chain smoker, so perhaps this wont work out so well
Steve G: ok dont mind if u smoke, its just that im not buying u cigarettes
Erica-Nichole has signed out. (8/21/2007 11:22 PM)
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lmfao no way that happened.

you are a beast for sticking to your guns, but a dumbass for fucking up. you gotta lie to them.

have you seen american beauty? i am kevin spacy, which is why i cant get laid and girls slap me all the time
 
lol that's godawful. hanging out in the car and eating. sweet date bro.


and a lot of mcdonalds around here anyway have the attached gas station w/ cigs
 
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By the way, I can't believe no one else picked up on this. She was asking you to buy cigarrettes because she's actually <18. Probably like 14. Great job.
 
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:cow:
 
healother said:
agreed, i need to learn how to think faster on my feet and come up with better stuff to say.

in a way though she's kinda a bitch for trying to get me to pick her up some cigarettes. so she didnt really deserve my time anyway.
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just get her dam cigarettes, how do you expect to get laid if u cant pick up her smokes christ
 
This is the best healother thread ever.

Fucking classic.

Can't close a deal to save his life.


and LMAO @ BeanBean: Sweet Date Bro.
 
y exactly did you ask if she had cash? were you going to make her pay you back the $2.39 you spent on the chicken sandwich?
 
I was thinking the same thing but was not going to comment about it.

Healother, you should probably pay for a McD's dinner ya know??? LOL. you asked her if she had cash. lol.
 
Scotsman said:
Do you mean the geek or just a big hairy pussy?

Plus he actually used the words SEDUCE and MCDONALDS in the same sentence. :rolleyes:

Cheers,
Scotsman
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All of the above
 
we'll hang out in your car so i can watch the house because i cant find any keys
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Sitting in her driveway, eating a chicken crisper, not getting a blowjob.

Doesn't sound like you planned this date out too well.
 
healother said:
Erica-Nichole has signed out. (8/21/2007 11:22 PM)
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Erica-Nichole has signed out.
Steve G: Hey
Steve G: hello
Steve G: what the fuck
 
AAP said:
Erica-Nichole has signed out.
Steve G: Hey
Steve G: hello
Steve G: what the fuck
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Erica-Nichole has signed out.
Erica-Nichole puts Steve G on Ignore.
Erica-Nichole signed in.
Erica-Nichole: Jh1 Wassup?
Jh1: Nothing, doing some blow.
Erica-Nichole: Sweet, wanna threesome? I got another 18 y/o hottie here.
Jh1: Pics?
Erica-Nichole: sigh, okay hang on. *PICS*
jh1: Alright. See you in a bit. You bitches best be nekkid.
 
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