I come to you not as a former mod, not as a wannabe strongman who is skinnyfat and weak, not as woman-hater, not as a femal coworker sexer-upper, not as a rail banger, not as a spiked-up EyeTie, not as a stubborn argumentative prick, not as any other perception you may have had of me over the years.
I come to you as a member of the EF community who had enjoyed my time here immensely. Someone who has made some e-friends, made some real life friends, made some e-love, made some real life love, made some e-enemies and ditched Lestat's attempt at a potential meat-up.
I am here to ask you...no, to urge you....no, to BEG you. This place is not a whole lot of fun. Some people (RIP paisan) may even call it "geigh". This board is a living, breathing, and lately, sucking organism that is a direct reflection on each and every one of you. Yes, we all know - "it's jus the internets". C'mon now, who are you kidding? It's another form of real-time communication. Wodin, when the telephone was invented, did you act differently on the phone and say "it's only the phone"?! Of course not.
We are all connected now, we are all a part of each others' lives. Please, I am begging of each and every one of you - ask more of yourselves. Fuck that - demand more. This place is being overrun by insecure, unoriginal, boring content that just isn't worth a whole lot. Sure, there will be stupid posts slapped around, but this used to be a place where wit, charm, insanity, hate, dimentia, and humor came together to provide one hell of an entertainment experience. And while we still have bits of that randomly splooged throughout C&C, they get lost too easily in a sea of bullshit.
"Name the EF member..." - blah, blah, fucking blah. Stop making these posts. They are unoriginal and really do nothing but give the attention whores another place to attention whore it up.
"Guys / Gals" - yeah, we get it. guys are assholes, girls are sluts and needy. Now, I am as guilty of this as any of you. I am going to demand more of myself from now on. No more bitching about chicks unless it is wrapped in a witty "throw you in the trunk of my car, chop off your foot, have sex with your ankle in front of your chihuaha and then snort coke until I cry" type of package that supplies you guys with humor.
"hey frisky" - FUCKING DIE IMMEDIATELY. stop making PM threads and/or threads with "hi" in the message. it is clutter, man. stop it. or die. actually, "and" die. we all joke about the attention whores but you really are sending these wildebeasts into society and fucking it up for the rest of us. shut the fuck up, donny.
"good bros, bomb squad, etc" - stop trying to replace daddy's forgotten love with gay e-comraderie. it ain't working. anyone remember the Deadlifts & Milk crew? now that was funny.
"karma is my God" - karma used to be so much friggin fun. monster hits, multiple hits, hidden 10,000 reply threads in the music forum. it used to mean something. now it just sucks. stop talking about it and make it fun again. it would be awesome if everyone would just go back to zero and start over right again.
"hey girl, you look great, I love you" - put the donut back in your mouth, soklu. enough of the sisterly love shit already. nobody wins in that situation - you just end up hurting the weak if you try to be delicate with them and stroke their broken ego. let them fall to rock bottom, then kick them again. this is when they will find their true character and become a real person. holding them up with a piece of kleenex will just hurt them more in the end.
"here's my tits, LOVE ME!" - fellas, for the love of fuck stop kissing these girls' asses! fuck, most of em don't respect you for it. you kiss their ass while I treat em like shit and give em anal creampie. great job, it was really worth giving up your pride, wasn't it? seriosuly, let's just back off for a little while and put them in place. it will be better for them and for us. and PLEASE realize that these chicks post pics that have been analyzed from every goddamn angle and with a microscope. point being - DO NOT believe what you see. and half of them are straight up nasty, but you still kiss their asses! you are creating a monster. you are not helping anything in the long run. trust me here.
The point of this is not to make fun of people or yell at you. Hell, I am as guilty as the next guy. Some of my material gets old quick. But why don't we work together as the community that we are and make this a better place? Please think before you post. For you, for me, for US.
Good day.
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