Movie Review: Troy

[Code]

It was a well written movie. I liked how they used logic to explain stories of Achilles' immortality and his heel.

Brad Pitt was unimpressive. He was as bland as he was in Interview with a Vampire.


To underline my one word summation below, by the time you'd *think* the movie was over, they hadn't even built that freakin horse yet!
But the one word to best sum up the movie:

Long.

 

[BrandonXJ]

you think he juiced for that part?

 

[tripleblonde]

another troy movie review thread......here we go.........

 

[Code]

LOL, no. I think he's been doing HG for a while though.

His jaw is getting malformed.

you think he juiced for that part?

 

[RottenWillow]

Brad's only good for looking at. He's absurdly foxy.

 

[AAP]

Brad's only good for looking at. He's absurdly foxy.

 

[javaguru]

I agree with code's review, a long movie, I actually started wondering when it was going to end 30 minutes before it did. I also agree that Pitt looked like a HGH abuser based on his face.

 

[Code]

EXACTLY, when Patricles died. I was like. FINALLY, it's over.

Then I thought, "Wait a second Code, these mofo's haven't even built that damn horse......"

I agree with code's review, a long movie, I actually started wondering when it was going to end 30 minutes before it did. I also agree that Pitt looked like a HGH abuser based on his face.

 

[strangebrew]

I liked it. However, if I could remember anything from the Illiad, I'd probably like it a lot less.

 

[javaguru]

Then there was the whole sacking of Troy and the funeral pyre scene.....ughh!

 

[RottenWillow]

Then I thought, "Wait a second Code......"

LOL. You call yourself Code?

 

[Code]

No, but it reads better than, " Wait a second Hezekiah, they haven't even built that damn horse yet."

LOL. You call yourself Code?

 

[RottenWillow]

No, but it reads better than, " Wait a second Hezekiah....."

LOLOL. You're right!


But He Who Walks Behind the Rows wont like that you've fosaken him.

 

[Code]

I have a deal worked out with He Who Shall Go Unnamed.

As long as he gets a steady supply of arcane mathematical scribblings and kettle corn, I can use a pseudonym.

LOLOL. You're right!


But He Who Walks Behind the Rows wont like that you've fosaken him.

 

[RottenWillow]

As long as he gets a steady supply of arcane mathematical scribblings and kettle corn, I can use a pseudonym.

 

[AAP]

I refer to myself in third person in my thoughts too.

 

[Becoming]

what was the whole story with the heel - fill me in, and I won't even have to rent it then either....

 

[Code]

Well, Paris goes to shoot him with an arrow and the first arrow to hit, gets him there.

He gets nailed by four more arrows in the chest (which kills him) but he pulls out those arrows, ends up dead on the ground with just an arrow in his heel.

what was the whole story with the heel - fill me in, and I won't even have to rent it then either....

 

[alien amp pharm]

If I was around during this time, I would've made a hole and came out of the horse's arse. That would've looked so cool. I bet my fellow Trojans would've chuckled.

 

[Becoming]

Well, Paris goes to shoot him with an arrow and the first arrow to hit, gets him there.

He gets nailed by four more arrows in the chest (which kills him) but he pulls out those arrows, ends up dead on the ground with just an arrow in his heel.

cool...