Mom Questions Bloody Underwear

[KONDOR9]

I'm NOT implying that you are, but tell her you are gay. That would really throw her for a loop.
KONDOR

 

[MrLoVeRlOvEr]

BWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Richard Gear]

how old are you, my mom hasn't done my laundry since 7th grade!!!! hahahahahaha!!

I have no choice, I don't know how to do laundry

 

[siciliano101]

Damn bro use a band aid next time!!!

 

[CHURCH_BELLS]

You got bigger problems then bloody skivies...

I have no choice, I don't know how to do laundry

HA HA HA HA

LMAO



BELL$

 

[Older Big J]

i had a worse experience...

actually, when you've been in the game this long all kinds of shit happens. here's a few-
real young - starting cycle but couldn't wait to get home and pop 3mls in car- head to gym. guess what, blood stain as big as a half dollar right in the outer glute. who should point this out to me but the gym owner himself.

living with best friend- he's usually away on large projects so leaving gear all over my desk is no big deal. well his mom stops by to get some bank deposit slips for him. phone must of rang cuz she decided to leave me a note on my desk. i can't even describe the amount of shit she must of seen (she's a nurse btw) vials, amps, pills, syringes, war/anabolic reference guide, duchaines book and bloody alcohol swabs (i was a slob then). she never said a word to him though. i asked him.

dating new girl. forget to clean out fridge. she finds fina, and bros GH, slin. ask if i take steroids and i say - no way baby. two days later i find out she' s my exgirl's sorority sister. needless to say she was pissed.

last and definitely the worst-
having my fiance and her mom show up unanounced while i was in the middle of smoking a fat krippie joint and doing a quad injection. i was a like a deer in the headlights. i tried to tell her mom i was a diabetic and she just laughed at me. if you can imagine the look on my girls face. oh man that was funny.
you guys have probably guessed that i'm still single. it seems like the only girls that don't mind the juice are strippers. i've tried that route too many times...

 

[macho21]

I have no choice, I don't know how to do laundry

Damn bro, i think is time to learn how to work the washer lol. How did your mom take it?

 

[the_paradise_garage]

Re: i had a worse experience...

it seems like the only girls that don't mind the juice are strippers. i've tried that route too many times...

hahah

 

[XXXL]

i did an injection on the fly once. the same day i wore some light colored dress pants to work.

by time i got to work i have a HUGE blood stain on my ass. i put my coat on hoping that it would hide the stain but no luck.

i slipped out and changed. not too many ppl noticed. thank god!

 

[buffut1]

dude... I think it is time you learned how to do your own laundry.

hahahahahahaha