met this girl last night

[bigschweeler]

Somehow I just can't take your threads seriously. You just might be the new DUSTY.

 

[bignate73]

tank top, baggies, fanny pack, doo rag (with skulls on it of course) and chuck taylors. make sure to not be able to go anywhere without eating every 1.5 hours or taking some sort of pill. stop in front of numerous mirrors and give the arm a little squeeze now and then. only discuss training, the bros at the gym or "banging".

that oughta do the trick.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Wow... interesting replies.

Anyway, why can't I ever find hot chicks interested in a relationship? All the one's I find just want to fuck.

 

[duritz]

Somehow I just can't take your threads seriously. You just might be the new DUSTY.

how come??

 

[bigschweeler]

how come??

Do you get more ass than Mark Mcgrath?

 

[NapoleanComplex]

just tell her what you think she wants to hear. Fucker her...and decide later whether you want to date her.

Its august. You know what that means...little young tight freshmen vaginas running around campus looking for some older guy to help them forget about their highschool bfs. God I love the beginning of the school year.

 

[duritz]

Do you get more ass than Mark Mcgrath?

i get enough... i have no need to lie either... burning_inside can tell u i am not lying

 

[bigschweeler]

i get enough... i have no need to lie either... burning_inside can tell u i am not lying

Not saying you are. Didn't catch my attempt at a Kid Rock reference?

 

[duritz]

Not saying you are. Didn't catch my attempt at a Kid Rock reference?

not a kid rock fan.. sorry