met this girl last night

[duritz]

ok so i go out with my buddies and i start talkin to this girl.. she tells me she is "very single" and is looking for a boyfriend...she left before i could get her number though... i know she is interestd in me though


ok so here's the deal... she's pretty thin with monset tits... i mean DDs on a 120 lb frame... they look amazing... she has 9 tattoos and 8 piercings... she's a really beautiful girl though besides all that...

my question is... when i get her number ( i see her at the same place every tues so i know i will get it) and we hang out... do i try for just the sex or do i try to be a gentleman and maybe date her??

i don't mind the tats at all, but it's just a total opposite for me... i am clean cut and she is a wild child...but i defly could see her being cool as hell..

what u guys think??? sex or dating??

 

[lucidblue]

If she specifically said she's looking for a boyfriend then don't just start dating her to be a gentleman. If you're really interested in her date her, otherwise don't.

 

[jerkbox]

just bang her like you do all the other DD sporting ho's we hear about....

and tell us about it

 

[MarthaStewart]

who gives a shit what you do to her - just get some pics of her and put them up here stat.

 

[Nathan]

Offer to rape her. Chicks love that kind of thing.

 

[MarthaStewart]

Offer to rape her. Chicks love that kind of thing.

wrap your hands around her throat and promise you won't kill her and as long as she doesn't scream, nobody gets hurt.

if she has any pets - threaten them with kitchen appliences - like a toaster or a blender.

 

[Nathan]

wrap your hands around her throat and promise you won't kill her and as long as she doesn't scream, nobody gets hurt.

if she has any pets - threaten them with kitchen appliences - like a toaster or a blender.

Right. And make sure you follow through on your threats. Like, say she has a pet cat, just start raping it or something while you shove it's paws in an operating blender. She'll get the message really quick and will notice that you're the kind of guy who says what he means and means what he says. She'll also notice how assertive and powerful you can be. Chicks love that stuff.

 

[from zero]

Right. And make sure you follow through on your threats. Like, say she has a pet cat, just start raping it or something while you shove it's paws in an operating blender. She'll get the message really quick and will notice that you're the kind of guy who says what he means and means what he says. She'll also notice how assertive and powerful you can be. Chicks love that stuff.

Dr. Phil? Have you joined Elite?

 

[hellboy]

Just be sure to wear a tank top on your first date. That always makes a good impression.

 

[from zero]

tank top, baggies, fanny pack, doo rag (with skulls on it of course) and chuck taylors. make sure to not be able to go anywhere without eating every 1.5 hours or taking some sort of pill. stop in front of numerous mirrors and give the arm a little squeeze now and then. only discuss training, the bros at the gym or "banging".

that oughta do the trick.

Dr. Phil? Did you switch handles?