men's behavior in the bathroom is funny as hell

[KillahBee]

(this is not a peepee or poopoo thread so please don't lock it Admin President Bush)

the men's bathroom in my office is set up so that when you walk in the sink is on your immediate right, then a partition, then 2 urinals right next to each other on the right, then 3 toilets. Because I drink a ridiculous amount of water and my desk is near the bathroom, I spend half my day at the urinal. it is very obvious that when I am using one urinal and a (any) coworker comes in to pee, he will actually make the right expecting to use the urinal, see that there is a dude at the other one, and make a quick stop, turnaround, right towards the toilet and go through all the extra work involved in peeing in a toilet (open door, lift lid, close door, reach over to flush, turn around, open door, walk out), just so he doesn't have to stand next to another dude pissing. Are we all homophobes, closet homosexuals, or just choose not to be within 2 feet of another man's exposed unit?

 

[Y_lifter]

Like George Costanza they must be Stall guys....
But it's true, I've seen this exact behavior.

I got yelled at once for pooping in the handicap stall once by a dude in a wheelchair..
He's like "Get outa there"...

 

[the nature boy]

you should see from zero and jerkbox in the mens room. they are all about swordfighting.

 

[from zero]

you should see from zero and jerkbox in the mens room. they are all about swordfighting.

Mine's a light sabre.

 

[BrandonXJ]

i see your schawrtz is as big as mine!

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I try to leave an open urinal between myself and another guy, the buffer urinal.

as for stalls, did you ever experience the "foot tappers" who tap their foot to let you know a stall is occupied?

 

[KillahBee]

I try to leave an open urinal between myself and another guy, the buffer urinal.

as for stalls, did you ever experience the "foot tappers" who tap their foot to let you know a stall is occupied?

or the "coughers"

 

[the nature boy]

I try to leave an open urinal between myself and another guy, the buffer urinal.

here's a scenario I find at work often. We have 3 urinals. Many times I've walked in to find a guy using the middle urinal. WTF is that all about? Then I realize the guy is smiling at me and staring at my twig and berries and I say "What's up Jerkbox."

 

[KillahBee]

here's a scenario I find at work often. We have 3 urinals. Many times I've walked in to find a guy using the middle urinal. WTF is that all about? Then I realize the guy is smiling at me and staring at my twig and berries and I say "What's up Jerkbox."

lmao!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i wait for guys to finish, cause if a guy splashed me id freak out

 

[SC4EVA]

whys everyone so uptight about the bathroom..piss and get out!!

 

[flex123]

two stall rule

and LMFAO@ Nature boy

 

[Burning_Inside]

my one friend is so bad that he wont sit next to me at a movie.

 

[the nature boy]

my one friend is so bad that he wont sit next to me at a movie.

i have a friend like that. so I try to freak him out and purposefully sit next to him and put my arm around him. he hates that shit.

I used to be like that, when I was 18.

 

[HS Lifter]

I like to sit in the stall and pee under the stall onto people's shoes in the urinals right outside the stall.

Make sure you lock the door though.

 

[PoonRaider]

Hey man, sometimes ppl get 'stage fright'

 

[danielson]

shit i usually do that unless there sint an alternative. you get some real freaks looking at your package when you pee.....

 

[Sub-Zero]

(this is not a peepee or poopoo thread so please don't lock it Admin President Bush)

the men's bathroom in my office is set up so that when you walk in the sink is on your immediate right, then a partition, then 2 urinals right next to each other on the right, then 3 toilets. Because I drink a ridiculous amount of water and my desk is near the bathroom, I spend half my day at the urinal. it is very obvious that when I am using one urinal and a (any) coworker comes in to pee, he will actually make the right expecting to use the urinal, see that there is a dude at the other one, and make a quick stop, turnaround, right towards the toilet and go through all the extra work involved in peeing in a toilet (open door, lift lid, close door, reach over to flush, turn around, open door, walk out), just so he doesn't have to stand next to another dude pissing. Are we all homophobes, closet homosexuals, or just choose not to be within 2 feet of another man's exposed unit?

i actually always use the toilet, but never lift the lid, or flush, and use it the urinal way...

my reasoning is that i am bladder shy and just CANT pee thinking that at any second the guy could look over at me and laugh

 

[Moderate_THIS]

the "flush before you pee" technique to cure stage fright?

 

[Sub-Zero]

the "flush before you pee" technique to cure stage fright?

no, i pretend i get lots of girls and ahve a big penis...

oh and i piss to the side, so it doesnt hit the water, becuase if for some reason it made a not loud splash (which no matter what pressure its at, if it hits the water it makes a decent noise) people would think i had a small penis or something, and that would be dreadful!