Memorable lines from Movies.

[tripleblonde]

"but she couldn't have killed her husband.....exercise gives you endorphines, endorphines make you happy, happy people just don't kill their husbands"

 

[jerkbox]

not a line but a scene...very good one


You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?

"you're a cantaloupe"

 

[jenscats5]

I love all the quotes from the 1st part of Full Metal Jacket

Did your parents have any children that lived?
How tall are you? I didn't think they could stack shit that high.....

 

[Sub-Zero]

Jeannie: "Oh my god! We make such the fab team! Last night, I was so like Bonnie, and you were so like Clyde. And now this."
Richard: "Would you shut up? I'm trying to pleasure you."
Jeannie: "Sorry, Richard. Plesure away. PS, this is an awesome room."
Richard: "PS, shut the fuck up!"


http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?National_Lampoons_Van_Wilder=pleasureyou.mp3

 

[Fragadelic]

"I can eat 50 eggs!"

 

[coldblue1955]

"Luke I am your Father!" NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I love all the quotes from the 1st part of Full Metal Jacket

Did your parents have any children that lived?
How tall are you? I didn't think they could stack shit that high.....

"Private Pyle,you're ass looks like a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubblegum."

"I'm going to tear your balls off,to make sure you will not contaminate the rest of the world by passing on your filth."

R.Lee Ermy rocks.

 

[Spartacus]

Silver rings.
Dutch Engstrom: Silver rings your butt. Them's washers. Damn.
Lyle Gorch: We shot our way out of that town for a dollar's worth of steel holes?

 

[Spartacus]

This was goin' to be mine and Tector's last job before we quit and headed south. We spent all our time and money gettin' ready.
Pike Bishop: You spent your time and money runnin' whores in Hondo while I spent my stake settin' it up.
[throws down washer]
Pike Bishop: Hell, I should have been runnin' whores instead of stealin' Army horses.
Lyle Gorch: While you was doin' that, me and Tector was gettin' our bell ropes rung by two, mind you, two Hondo whores!
Dutch Engstrom: [Laughing] Pike was dreamin' of washers while you two were matching whores in tandem!
Lyle Gorch: What's that mean?
Tector Gorch: It means one behind t'other.
Lyle Gorch: That's right! That's what we was doin'!

 

[labiamaster]

I have to return some videotapes.-Patrick Bateman, American Psycho