Meet my hot girlfriend

[Big Brother Val]

Re: Big Brother Val on Leno

Dude... I'm trying to keep a low profile, damnit.

 

[Big Brother Val]

LMAO

You have 11 gf's, shit I only have 9, but since I just broke up with 4 other Victoria Secret models yesterday I'm not doing to bad.....

Yeah... it's hard though... because they just want sex all the time. And to cook for me, and worship me, and clean my house, and touch my peepee.

Oh well... I guess I'll put up with it for now. Until it gets old, you know?

 

[ladymacbeth]

um...

I DO hope you know I was kidding.

 

[TheProject]

Hi. This is not Val. This is a super-hot swimsuit model. I'm so hot and stuff.

And Val is my dude.

We have sex and stuff, and I show him my boobies.

I'm so lucky to have him, and share him with 10 other swimsuit models who are also super hot, and like to show him their boobies too.

Well... gotta go.

c/ya

the pink was a nice touch, Val.