Meet my hot girlfriend

[frorider6]

But keep your fucking hands to yourself!

Say hi to the riff raff baby.

 

[frorider6]

wtf?

Damn DOT, give her second to reply.

 

[EYEPEEE]

SEXY RADY CALL ME IN CHINA!!

 

[FreakMonster]

Frorider,
Are you sure the she is not a he? I'd check the package if I were you.

 

[frorider6]

SEXY RADY CALL ME IN CHINA!!

Now I have to explain **

 

[frorider6]

Frorider,
Are you sure the she is not a he? I'd check the package if I were you.

Definetly a she. I like to check often though.

She has a real job so it might take her a while to post.

 

[FreakMonster]

Definetly a she. I like to check often though.

She has a real job so it might take her a while to post.

We need to have pics for visual confirmation or we are all going to call bullshit!! LOL

 

[EYEPEEE]

Now I have to explain **

DONT WORRY REACE FOR ME TO EXPRAIN. I SPEAK RANGUAGES OF RUV.

 

[SofaGeorge]

It's so sad when good bros start having imaginary girlfriends.

 

[MaGilicuti]

damn this girl is hot

 

[Prometheus]

 

[MaGilicuti]

i think this is the funniest thread i read in a long itme

 

[Genie]

Hello Riff Raff! Sorry it took me so long to reply - they actually expect me to work here! Can you belive that! Anyhow, I am looking forward to participating in the myriad of discussions - those related to fitness as well as those that are not!! Any advice for a newcomer?

 

[the nature boy]

this thread reminds me of that one episode of 3's Company where there was a misunderstanding.

 

[frorider6]

i think this is the funniest thread i read in a long itme

I swear she's real!!!! This isn't like the time I told everyone that I had a girlfriend in Canada!!!!

 

[frorider6]

Hello Riff Raff! Sorry it took me so long to reply - they actually expect me to work here! Can you belive that! Anyhow, I am looking forward to participating in the myriad of discussions - those related to fitness as well as those that are not!! Any advice for a newcomer?

YEAH!! I told ya so!!!!

 

[MaGilicuti]

now this is getting kinda weird actually

 

[MaGilicuti]

that's just another handle saying hello to us, you gotta back up that "hot" girlfriend thing

 

[frorider6]

that's just another handle saying hello to us, you gotta back up that "hot" girlfriend thing

I seriously doubt she wants her picture posted here.

 

[MaGilicuti]

in that case my girlfriend is way hotter

 

[frorider6]

WORLDS ARE COLLIDING.

INDEPENDENT FRORIDER DISAPPEARING.

Welcome, by the way.

Oh...and also....i'm terribly offended by this thread. Please delete it or lock it. Thank you in advance.

no one cares about the opinion of a tiny dicked Irish guy with a Hispanic wife. You know nothing about racism.

 

[Genie]

I'll post a picture at some point in the future - not ready yet! And I really hope the days of independent Fro aren't over - you can't shock me!

 

[ladymacbeth]

this thread reminds me of that one episode of 3's Company where there was a misunderstanding.

You mean the one with all the sexual innuendo?

 

[MaGilicuti]

no one cares about the opinion of a tiny dicked Irish guy with a Hispanic wife. You know nothing about racism.

 

[the nature boy]

in that case my girlfriend is way hotter

yeah me too. actaully I have 3 girlfriends. yeah that's it. and they're all hot. one of them is Morgan Fairchild. yeah that's the ticket.

 

[MaGilicuti]

my girls are in Milan doing some modeling so they can't post right now

 

[the nature boy]

my girls are in Milan doing some modeling so they can't post right now

uh.... my girls are... uh.... in a place better than milan doing something better than modeling. yeah. and I drive a Ferarri and I look like Ricardo Montlebon and I live on my own island. Uh.. it's called, Fantasy Island. Yeah that's it.

 

[frorider6]

My eyebrows hurt.

When your dirty Irish hand raises yet another pint to your scrunched up face, don't bang the top of the glass on your eyebrows in an attempt to chug it as fast as you can.

 

[MaGilicuti]

When your dirty Irish hand raises yet another pint to your scrunched up face, don't bang the top of the glass on your eyebrows in an attempt to chug it as fast as you can.

 

[Lord_Suston]

Look Frorider, I know its rough being by yourself all the time but bro making up believe gf's isn't healthy. I know its hard to live in reality, but you need to face it.... You need help, go see a doctor, I mean you can't live in the dillusions all the time....

 

[MrMuscle]

hey wait a second..thats my gf..so you are "the other guy" huh..no wonder she wants to spread it out

hey we need a proof..i say her avatar should be her ass, with "frorider stinks" written on it.

 

[Big Brother Val]

It's alright. I'm dating 11 super hot Swimsuit Models.

One of them is going to post soon.

She's so hot.

Just like the other 10.

I've got a lot of hot chicks.

I'm their dude.

 

[ladymacbeth]

It's alright. I'm dating 11 super hot Swimsuit Models.

One of them is going to post soon.

She's so hot.

Just like the other 10.

I've got a lot of hot chicks.

I'm their dude.

Is that you in your avatar?

 

[Big Brother Val]

Hi. This is not Val. This is a super-hot swimsuit model. I'm so hot and stuff.

And Val is my dude.

We have sex and stuff, and I show him my boobies.

I'm so lucky to have him, and share him with 10 other swimsuit models who are also super hot, and like to show him their boobies too.

Well... gotta go.

c/ya

 

[Big Brother Val]

Is that you in your avatar?

Yep.

 

[Big Brother Val]

SEE?

WOOHOO!

Those 11 swimsuit models love me.

It's great.

 

[MaGilicuti]

Is that you in your avatar?

um...

 

[Lord_Suston]

Hi. This is not Val. This is a super-hot swimsuit model. I'm so hot and stuff.

And Val is my dude.

We have sex and stuff, and I show him my boobies.

I'm so lucky to have him, and share him with 10 other swimsuit models who are also super hot, and like to show him their boobies too.

Well... gotta go.

c/ya

LMAO

You have 11 gf's, shit I only have 9, but since I just broke up with 4 other Victoria Secret models yesterday I'm not doing to bad.....

 

[MaGilicuti]

Big Brother Val on Leno

 

[frorider6]

You guys suck!!!

Oh well, I guess this pretty well sets the tone of this place for her.

 

[Big Brother Val]

Re: Big Brother Val on Leno

Dude... I'm trying to keep a low profile, damnit.

 

[Big Brother Val]

LMAO

You have 11 gf's, shit I only have 9, but since I just broke up with 4 other Victoria Secret models yesterday I'm not doing to bad.....

Yeah... it's hard though... because they just want sex all the time. And to cook for me, and worship me, and clean my house, and touch my peepee.

Oh well... I guess I'll put up with it for now. Until it gets old, you know?

 

[ladymacbeth]

um...

I DO hope you know I was kidding.

 

[TheProject]

Hi. This is not Val. This is a super-hot swimsuit model. I'm so hot and stuff.

And Val is my dude.

We have sex and stuff, and I show him my boobies.

I'm so lucky to have him, and share him with 10 other swimsuit models who are also super hot, and like to show him their boobies too.

Well... gotta go.

c/ya

the pink was a nice touch, Val.