Meat curtains

[Mad Jasper]

wait a minute, you can develop a longer labia with age?

Yep. Labia are like ears and noses - just keep growing. In another 20 years you'll have Dumbo growing out of your shorts.

Fact.


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[caligirl85]

My wife is 28 years old. I'm two decades away from sloppy-ass meat curtains and when they do come, I should be tagging my 18 year old personal assistant.

My counterpart at Stryker had a full-time stewardess whose specific job was to bang him between flights. The board even knew about it. It wasn't until he decided to leave his wife and live with the stewardess that he got fired.

I need a perks package like that.

Me too

 

[cindylou]

Yep. Labia are like ears and noses - just keep growing. In another 20 years you'll have Dumbo growing out of your shorts.

Fact.


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nah my labia(s) are gorgeous and will still be in 20 years

 

[Mad Jasper]

Pics?


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[hardrock]

Pics?


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^^this.

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[nefertiti]

Now who is unsexying a potentially sexy thread???

This thread already had it's run haha.

 

[nefertiti]

nah my labia(s) are gorgeous and will still be in 20 years

Lol damn straight. (Wait. This makes it sound like I've seen her labia. Settle down, guys, I haven't.)

He's wrong, anyway.

 

[WoodyO]

All you EF ladies need to have a labia contest. Post up!!! I'll judge.

 

[mrplunkey]

This thread already had it's run haha.

Oh, I'm sure you could steer it back in that direction by posting a pic or two.

 

[WoodyO]

Oh, I'm sure you could steer it back in that direction by posting a pic or two.

Here ya go:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qAaKgdgMJiw/UScssUTO97I/AAAAAAAAHNw/ECbHfCP5hlQ/s1600/03.jpg

 

[zwhit]

looks like it might bite ya

 

[WoodyO]

Kind of looks live Davey Jones face from Pirates Of The Caribbean to me.

 

[WoodyO]

http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/_.../images/b/b7/Kraken_attacks_18_Davy_Jones.png

 

[zwhit]

I would though

 

[WoodyO]

Yeah, me too.

 

[Fitguy3030]

How about the guys and girls have a best body and noodz competition

 

[WoodyO]

You want to see my cawk?

 

[WoodyO]

Homo

 

[Fitguy3030]

You gotta be fair to the ladies to

 

[WoodyO]

You gotta be fair to the ladies to

*too

 

[digimon7068]

Me too

i got your perks package, eh!

 

[digimon7068]

Lmao coming from you I take that as a compliment

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takes one to know one i 'spose

 

[caligirl85]

i got your perks package, eh!

Well let's get on it then, eh?!?