Meat curtains

[Strongbow]

You left out bad-back and one-eyed. But other than that, you're dead-on.

Don't be mad at me cause yo wife gots sloppy ass long slimy meat curtains

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[mrplunkey]

Don't be mad at me cause yo wife gots sloppy ass long slimy meat curtains

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My wife is 28 years old. I'm two decades away from sloppy-ass meat curtains and when they do come, I should be tagging my 18 year old personal assistant.

My counterpart at Stryker had a full-time stewardess whose specific job was to bang him between flights. The board even knew about it. It wasn't until he decided to leave his wife and live with the stewardess that he got fired.

I need a perks package like that.

 

[Strongbow]

My wife is 28 years old. I'm two decades away from sloppy-ass meat curtains and when they do come, I should be tagging my 18 year old personal assistant.

My counterpart at Stryker had a full-time stewardess whose specific job was to bang him between flights. The board even knew about it. It wasn't until he decided to leave his wife and live with the stewardess that he got fired.

I need a perks package like that.

Indeed

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[WoodyO]

My wife is 28 years old. I'm two decades away from sloppy-ass meat curtains and when they do come, I should be tagging my 18 year old personal assistant.

My counterpart at Stryker had a full-time stewardess whose specific job was to bang him between flights. The board even knew about it. It wasn't until he decided to leave his wife and live with the stewardess that he got fired.

I need a perks package like that.

That reminds me. I haven't done any laser sintering work for Stryker Ortho recently. Better kick a salesman in the nuts tomorrow.

 

[cindylou]

wait a minute, you can develop a longer labia with age?

 

[WoodyO]

I hope so

 

[nefertiti]

wait a minute, you can develop a longer labia with age?

Less that they grow, more that they lose plumpness (like everything else in your body...cheeps, lips, boobs etc) and sag more. Yay, aging!

 

[WoodyO]

I'm a lil' turned on by this.

 

[mrplunkey]

Less that they grow, more that they lose plumpness (like everything else in your body...cheeps, lips, boobs etc) and sag more. Yay, aging!

Now who is unsexying a potentially sexy thread???

 

[Strongbow]

Less that they grow, more that they lose plumpness (like everything else in your body...cheeps, lips, boobs etc) and sag more. Yay, aging!

Old lips and boobs sux

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