Mauld by a 14 year old girl

crimson coal · Aug 10, 2003

Can't believe kids today....I went to a BBQ with my club the "Road Tribe" in LA at a fellow riders house. It was about 95 degrees and hot as hell out. I decide to go into their pool and I immediately get attacked by their 14 year old grand daughter. I swear she wouldn't leave me alone. I swim over to the deep end and she immediately comes over and grabs me and starts to bite on me. I don't know if it was some weird pent up sexual feelings she didn't know what to do with or what. Every time I would get away she would follow me and try to wrap herself around me. She bit my ear and the top of my head..WTF? She even tried for a reach around. Finally her mom came out and told her to leave me alone and she complied. But she fricken eyed me till we left. I would have just pushed her under till she got the hint but there were to many others around and I just din't know how to handle the situation. How do you politely tell someone.."Could you tell your daughter to please stop grabbin and bitin on me please? It was really embarrasing

revexrevex · Aug 10, 2003

bro...

crimson coal · Aug 10, 2003

Married bro with alot of our friends their.

BonerBoy · Aug 10, 2003

yeah i get that alot

i used to love it

now it just makes me feel old

strangebrew · Aug 10, 2003

post a pic

crimson coal · Aug 10, 2003

I'm afraid it might have been taken in the wrong context if I bit her back.

RADAR · Aug 10, 2003

My brothers daughter 12 yrs old went on a kicking and hitting spree,one day she kicked me on my shinbone i immedately hit her back(closed fist) on the shoulder not too hard just enough to make my point ,i said"see that how it feels when you hit someone" her eyes were swelling up with tears.....but she never did it again.

RADAR

2Thick · Aug 10, 2003

You did the right thing. It is the parent's responsibility to remove her. It is your's to avoid her.

2Thick · Aug 10, 2003

biteme said:
I went out on a date with a woman who had a cute little 14 yr. old daughter. The first thing she did when she met me, was walk right up to me and grab my chest with both hands and said, mmmmm. The mom didn't even seem to care.

Who are these women that you are dating?

biteme · Aug 10, 2003

I went out on a date with a woman who had a cute little 14 yr. old daughter. The first thing she did when she met me, was walk right up to me and grab my chest with both hands and said, mmmmm. The mom didn't even seem to care.

revexrevex · Aug 10, 2003

what happeend to the woman biteme?

biteme · Aug 10, 2003

2Thick said:
Who are these women that you are dating?

I met her at a club if that tells you anything. On our first date, we were walking by a video camera while at a restaurant and she said, "Should I take my shirt off for the camera?" I said, "Yeah, go ahead." She said, "If you want me to." Her daughter and friends were telling me that they sunbathe topless in her backyard and that there's an office building right behind their yard. They watch all the men come to the window to check them out. I'd never get any work done.

revexrevex · Aug 10, 2003

biteme said:
I hit it and ran. I'm such a bastard.

You did it like Arnold would do it. YOu are the man.

2Thick · Aug 10, 2003

biteme said:
I met her at a club if that tells you anything. On our first date, we were walking by a video camera while at a restaurant and she said, "Should I take my shirt off for the camera?" I said, "Yeah, go ahead." She said, "If you want me to." Her daughter and friends were telling me that they sunbathe topless in her backyard and that there's an office building right behind their yard. They watch all the men come to the window to check them out. I'd never get any work done.

I always wondered where all of the naked women on the Internet lived. I guess that i know now. They live in your state.

biteme · Aug 10, 2003

revexrevex said:
what happeend to the woman biteme?

I hit it and ran. I'm such a bastard.

BonerBoy · Aug 10, 2003

hit it and run was smart

i think topless 14 yr olds might be illegal

biteme · Aug 10, 2003

BonerBoy said:
hit it and run was smart

i think topless 14 yr olds might be illegal

Maybe so, but I doubt any of the men working in that office building are going to turn them in.

BonerBoy · Aug 10, 2003

biteme said:
Maybe so, but I doubt any of the men working in that office building are going to turn them in.

hell no they cant turn them in!

thats every mans dream, since we were kids, to look out the window and see naked women

Paulos · Aug 10, 2003

Shoulda fucked her.

Digimortal · Aug 10, 2003

I would have let her blow me and would have been like "look maam, there's nothing I can do about it, she's the one doing it not me."

argent · Aug 10, 2003

Is this girl a special needs girl?

anabolicmd · Aug 10, 2003

biteme said:
I went out on a date with a woman who had a cute little 14 yr. old daughter. The first thing she did when she met me, was walk right up to me and grab my chest with both hands and said, mmmmm. The mom didn't even seem to care.

You need to do something about those bitch titties man, little kids see tits and they just thnk "Milk!".

Tarheel · Aug 10, 2003

RADAR said:
My brothers daughter 12 yrs old went on a kicking and hitting spree,

RADAR

Around here we call that a "niece." Although, I'm an only child so I dont have any nieces or nephews.

The Terminator · Aug 10, 2003

I'd of bit her back (though she would have probably taken it the wrong way....) and who's to say that's not what I would intended for it to be... :mix:

rjl296 · Aug 10, 2003

i wish

gonelifting · Aug 10, 2003

crimson coal said:
I'm afraid it might have been taken in the wrong context if I bit her back.

You should have told her you were a mod, and threatened to ban her.

Big Johnson · Aug 11, 2003

Damn! Give her five years and you guys will probably have some fucking great sex.

In the mean time, valium.

The Terminator · Aug 11, 2003

Big Johnson said:
Damn! Give her five years and you guys will probably have some fucking great sex.

In the mean time, valium.

Who's to say that 14 year old is not that good (not like I would know... :wodin:

)

biteme · Aug 11, 2003

anabolicmd said:
You need to do something about those bitch titties man, little kids see tits and they just thnk "Milk!".

Whatever you say Nverbuffenough.

crimson coal · Aug 11, 2003

It's the next evening and I still have a bite mark on the top of my head. All day my biker buddies have been talkin shit to me like hey man.."Schools out..Ya better hide."

louden_swain · Aug 11, 2003

Big Johnson said:
Damn! Give her five years and you guys will probably have some fucking great sex.

In the mean time, valium.

this deserves some karma.

Tiervexx · Aug 11, 2003

crimson coal said:
It's the next evening and I still have a bite mark on the top of my head. All day my biker buddies have been talkin shit to me like hey man.."Schools out..Ya better hide."

That is what friends are for.

RedHotX · Aug 11, 2003

Okay, so did you
bend down so she
could bite your head
and lick your ear?

Perhaps she had a
great vertical.

Hmmmmm.

RedHotX

Imnotdutch · Aug 11, 2003

crimson coal said:
It's the next evening and I still have a bite mark on the top of my head. All day my biker buddies have been talkin shit to me like hey man.."Schools out..Ya better hide."

I'd sue........simple as that. She marked you up so she should pay the price.

RADAR · Aug 11, 2003

i'm cookin burgers

anabolicmd · Aug 11, 2003

biteme said:
Whatever you say Nverbuffenough.

nvrbuffenuff is not even a member on this board, just nevrbiffenuff_girl, and Im not her, shes not me, were not a happy multiple personality family. BTW, she asked me to ask you to send her some more pics of your cock and mustache

RedHotX · Aug 11, 2003

anabolicmd said:
nvrbuffenuff is not even a member on this board, just nevrbiffenuff_girl, and Im not her, shes not me, were not a happy multiple personality family. BTW, she asked me to ask you to send her some more pics of your cock and mustache

Wanna see mine?

Cause
I ain't ashamed!

RedHotX

anabolicmd · Aug 11, 2003

RedHotX said:
Wanna see mine?

Cause
I ain't ashamed!

RedHotX

go 4 it

crimson coal · Aug 11, 2003

LOL ...radar but carefull what you wish for...Red HotX...I didn't bend down for her to bite my head....She just climbed me like a monkey on a stick.

gonelifting · Aug 11, 2003

crimson coal said:
LOL ...radar but carefull what you wish for...Red HotX...I didn't bend down for her to bite my head....She just climbed me like a monkey on a stick.

Dude, I would just get a bodyguard next time. Maybe grab one or two of the bouncers around here. They`ll keep you protected. or get a gun and grenades, maybe.

BonerBoy · Aug 12, 2003

Man how fun would it be to just nail a horny little 14 year old. Lithe and sweet, mmm, mmm, mmm

beefybull · Aug 12, 2003

LOL at BonerBoy

"Come here, come here little girl" - Eminem, in "Just Rhymin With Proof"

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