Man, some serious relationship woes up in here

[Nathan]

It's tricky stuff. Fortunately, I have all the answers. Talk to me. Not really, but I can look them up online - at least the problems I am able to understand and that aren't described using big words.

Anyways, this thread is a winner for sure. I could have just posted on one of the relationship threads themselves but I won't lie, I do get something out of watching these things slowly sink to the bottom of the page. Not sure what I'm getting out of it per se, but there it is. I wish I had a sweet pair of tits.

 

[H_T_]

i just want to subscribe, so that later, i can read about "how to treat a lady" by guys who haven't had a whiff of tang since Mondale/Ferraro....

 

[patsfan1379]

I'm fucking a chick that gets me so horny before I actually dip my wick that once I do I jizz in about 3 minutes.

Ideas? Suggestions?

 

[jh1]

fix my shit..

 

[bw1]

I'm fucking a chick that gets me so horny before I actually dip my wick that once I do I jizz in about 3 minutes.

Ideas? Suggestions?

pics?

 

[stilleto]

I'm fucking a chick that gets me so horny before I actually dip my wick that once I do I jizz in about 3 minutes.

Ideas? Suggestions?

yeah, say hi to your sister for me.

 

[jnevin]

I'm fucking a chick that gets me so horny before I actually dip my wick that once I do I jizz in about 3 minutes.

Ideas? Suggestions?

I'd have to say we need pics to give an accurate assessment.

 

[needtogetaas]

yeah, say hi to your sister for me.

bwahahahahahahaaaaaaa

 

[jh1]

yeah, say hi to your sister for me.

Fuck me, I just spit my drink on my monitor.

 

[bw1]

yeah, say hi to your sister for me.

Zing!!!!!

 

[patsfan1379]

yeah, say hi to your sister for me.

bitch

 

[Bikini Mod]

yeah, say hi to your sister for me.

:clod:


:clod:

 

[Nathan]

fix my shit..

Save all that shit your crazy ex sends you and be a good dad. All you can really do is hope that your daughter is smart enough to figure shit out for herself one day. And I'm sure she will be.

How could your daughter grow to hate you if you fill her mind with happy memories? I think this is in your hands more than you think. If you're stable and good to your daughter, shit will work out for you. And if it doesn't, it was never in your control anyways. Take it from a guy who has never been married OR had kids. I obviously know what I am talking about - the experience alone quite clearly supports that.

patsfan - Don't post that shit without pics unless you really like the girl or something. Not cool.

 

[digimon7068]

yeah, say hi to your sister for me.

you're an excellent ball-buster. . .very dude-like. . .no wonder people think that you're AAP's alter. . .

 

[Nathan]

It's going to rain here. This is not looking good.

 

[canadianhitman]

It's going to rain here. This is not looking good.

With all the humidity lately, thunderstorms were inevitable.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

my dog will only lick peanut butter off MY balls. What if I have a friend over who wants a lick?

 

[jh1]

my dog will only lick peanut butter off MY balls. What if I have a friend over who wants a lick?

Pics of the friend.

 

[Faizakafez]

Well all know my problem


go nathan@!

 

[jnevin]

Pics of the friend.

 

[jh1]

That dood is fhooking Hot!!!!!!

 

[Nathan]

Well all know my problem


go nathan@!

I don't.

lol @ jnevin. Nice face man.

 

[Faizakafez]

who the fuck is that douche?

clubbing at home...??

 

[jh1]

^^^


Fuck Both of you.


That's Jh1

 

[Cal_21]

Fuck me, I just spit my drink on my monitor.

 

[Faizakafez]

^^^


Fuck Both of you.


That's Jh1

for real????

fuck what happened to you...

 

[jnevin]

lol

 

[jh1]

for real????

fuck what happened to you...

LOL... I was taking a pic for my visor thread...

 

[jnevin]

That was a great thread.

 

[Faizakafez]

link me... my non plat skills can only get 8 posts

 

[jh1]

link me... my non plat skills can only get 8 posts

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...-visor-pic-thread-546205.html?highlight=Visor

 

[Faizakafez]

http://i12.tinypic.com/680ukjo.jpg

is the jnevin LMAO the dude is ur twin!!!!

 

[jh1]

http://i12.tinypic.com/680ukjo.jpg

is the jnevin LMAO the dude is ur twin!!!!

I'm the better looking one.

 

[Nathan]

lol. Nice visor shot dude. Do you wear your visor like that for real?

How old are you out of curiosity?

 

[jh1]

lol. Nice visor shot dude. Do you wear your visor like that for real?

How old are you out of curiosity?

No I do not wear visors, with the exception of my cardinals one for b-games.

I was just posing for that thread.

I'll be 31 next month. I'm fucking old.

 

[Faizakafez]

I'm the better looking one.

fact

but jnevin is pwning u in that thread so far

31? i would have guess 39-44

 

[jh1]

fact

but jnevin is pwning u in that thread so far

31? i would have guess 39-44

Half my pics in that thread got deleted for some reason...

39-44? fuck me.. you bastard.

 

[Faizakafez]

Half my pics in that thread got deleted for some reason...

39-44? fuck me.. you bastard.

i even asked the chick behid my cubical she said 43...

poor guy...

 

[jnevin]

Nigga what?

 

[jh1]

i even asked the chick behid my cubical she said 43...

poor guy...

The pic of me in the visor with the glassses and headphones?


She said 43?


WTF???

That means they think I date / fuck / cum on chics half my age?

 

[Faizakafez]

The pic of me in the visor with the glassses and headphones?


She said 43?


WTF???

That means they think I date / fuck / cum on chics half my age?

yup...

no she just said you're a man-ther

and not far from this point in your life


http://i12.tinypic.com/2natth2.jpg

 

[jh1]

yup...

no she just said you're a man-ther

and not far from this point in your life


http://i12.tinypic.com/2natth2.jpg

man-ther? What is that?


Mother / man?

Bino is younger than me, BTW.

But I am far better looking. Did you show this bitch my abs? Does she like them?

Is she cute?


Do you have pics of her? How old is SHE???

 

[Faizakafez]

man-ther? What is that?


Mother / man?

Bino is younger than me, BTW.

But I am far better looking. Did you show this bitch my abs? Does she like them?

Is she cute?


Do you have pics of her? How old is SHE???

Like a couger is female

manther is the male version...


no she is ugly

she is like 40ish kids blah blah ...

your teetering on the top of the hill.

 

[jh1]

Like a couger is female

manther is the male version...


no she is ugly

she is like 40ish kids blah blah ...

your teetering on the top of the hill.

She's 40 / ugly and she has the nuts to call me a manther? Tell that bish I am 31, I got abs, and I fugs the fly bishes.

 

[Faizakafez]

LOL

THE WINNER

http://i19.tinypic.com/6fkdvrs.jpg

where did you find the glasses?


close second
http://i13.tinypic.com/6b9er14.jpg

jnevin rubbing one out or taking a shit

 

[Nathan]

lol. I used to think 31 was older but now that I'll be 27 next month I no longer do. Funny how that changes. Plus, the beautiful part of staying in shape is that age actually starts to benefit you - mostly as a dude but hey, it's there. I don't care how attractive/funny/whatever you are at 20, it's not the same thing as being in that boat as a female. I feel more like a 20 year old chick these days as far as that shit goes. So it's not all bad - provided you're a guy.

 

[jh1]

LOL

THE WINNER

http://i19.tinypic.com/6fkdvrs.jpg

where did you find the glasses?


close second
http://i13.tinypic.com/6b9er14.jpg

jnevin rubbing one out or taking a shit

Whadda ya mean 'where did you find the glasses?' ??!?!?!!?!??!!?


At the fucking optomitrist... duh.. where else you get glasses at?

 

[jnevin]

Desperation rears its ugly head.

 

[Faizakafez]

Desperation rears its ugly head.

LMAO that was sick thread


fucking where's waldo glasses

http://i13.tinypic.com/6b9er14.jpg