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ask him for advice on cycles too....he is really good with that stuff too...what can you say bro, the guy is a PT they know their shit
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lets hear it
well, here it goes dr.
hey diddle diddle, the cat in the fiddle, the fat in the fiddle
i sat on a chicken, and licked its but, when all of a sudden
out popped a slut, i pooped on her head, then jumped in her bed
when all of a sudden, i ripped a fart and she was dead.
i feld like a sped, so i jumped on my sled
and then i got some dnp which is an uncoupler of oxidative phosphorlation!
phosphorlation, phosphorlatin, i want some relation
i a grabbed a lady, and looked up her skirt
when all of a sudden, i felt a little squirt
she peed in my face, and then i wiped it off with her shoe lace
and then i stuck a rooster in my penis and breeded him with a venus (fly trap)
then i ate a snack, and threw on my nap sack, and went to class,
and sucked the professors nutsack
after class, i stuck my penis in his ass
only to find he had gass
and he blew some brown grass on my weiner
but, because of the dnp, i was now leaner
leaner and meaner, then that is when i seen her
a big fat bird, on my head she took a turd
i feld like a nerd
so i came her to post, but all i heard was profit boast
how he was going to fuck my skull
then my penis he would roast
oh no!! my first day and im tost!! he goona take my peener
and cooke him a big ol chicken pot pie roast
pot pie!! yeppers, i ate me some spinich
and now i look like pop-eye (the sailor man)
then i grabbered his neppers, and gave them a yank
suckers popped right off, and i put them in my gass tank
then i started to drive away, when i said hey, and grabbed me a skank
but when i said hey, i didn't look well, and the skank was gay
in fact, it was that faggot named may
hed been taking it in the ass all day, and he said "hooray"
my asshole is the size of a castle, because prohpet has been givin' it quite the hastle
althoug i now walk like a gimp, i think i can shit out a blimp
and on his penis he had a pimple
and on it was a dimple
i said, wow that is simple, so i popped it with a penicil
then ate a pretzel, and went back to school
and shaved a sheeps body and put on my penis the wool
now maybe i can get a girl to play with my itty bitty tool.
hey diddle diddle, the cat in the fiddle, the fat in the fiddle
i sat on a chicken, and licked its but, when all of a sudden
out popped a slut, i pooped on her head, then jumped in her bed
when all of a sudden, i ripped a fart and she was dead.
i feld like a sped, so i jumped on my sled
and then i got some dnp which is an uncoupler of oxidative phosphorlation!
phosphorlation, phosphorlatin, i want some relation
i a grabbed a lady, and looked up her skirt
when all of a sudden, i felt a little squirt
she peed in my face, and then i wiped it off with her shoe lace
and then i stuck a rooster in my penis and breeded him with a venus (fly trap)
then i ate a snack, and threw on my nap sack, and went to class,
and sucked the professors nutsack
after class, i stuck my penis in his ass
only to find he had gass
and he blew some brown grass on my weiner
but, because of the dnp, i was now leaner
leaner and meaner, then that is when i seen her
a big fat bird, on my head she took a turd
i feld like a nerd
so i came her to post, but all i heard was profit boast
how he was going to fuck my skull
then my penis he would roast
oh no!! my first day and im tost!! he goona take my peener
and cooke him a big ol chicken pot pie roast
pot pie!! yeppers, i ate me some spinich
and now i look like pop-eye (the sailor man)
then i grabbered his neppers, and gave them a yank
suckers popped right off, and i put them in my gass tank
then i started to drive away, when i said hey, and grabbed me a skank
but when i said hey, i didn't look well, and the skank was gay
in fact, it was that faggot named may
hed been taking it in the ass all day, and he said "hooray"
my asshole is the size of a castle, because prohpet has been givin' it quite the hastle
althoug i now walk like a gimp, i think i can shit out a blimp
and on his penis he had a pimple
and on it was a dimple
i said, wow that is simple, so i popped it with a penicil
then ate a pretzel, and went back to school
and shaved a sheeps body and put on my penis the wool
now maybe i can get a girl to play with my itty bitty tool.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you're still a homo though......
hey dere, here another.
my tool, my tool, my tool is so cool
i sit at my desk and whack him at school
then my professor slipped in my pool
and little i1s2c3 had taken away his itty bitty tool
so then i stole me a mule, and attatched it where i had my tool
and i sat in class, and whacked my mule
and all my classmates called me "baby bull"
i though i was cool, when my mule started eating my stool
so i chopped of my mule-weiner, and re-attatched my tool
i slapped him this-a way and that
i slapped him so hard he bumped a girl that was fat
he hit her belly, and it felt like jelly
and she says..
hey, your tool is all smelly
so i took my tool, and disguised him as a twinke
then she grabbered dat tool and sucked my little weinkie
how sad, that i lost my pecker
so i went and bought me another from black and decker
my tool ripped a fart, and i started to get smart
so i returned my tool and boughta cheaper one at wal mart
it was sitting in my cart, when a lady shoved it up her ass
so i chopped off her nipples and threw them in a glass'
then shoved the glass up her ass
and i had no more tool
so i went back to school, and maturbated in my roomies sock
he smelled his sock, and recognized the smell of my cock
so i had to flock
i had no where to go, so i whored myself as a jiggalo
but i had no penis to please
so i couldn't make the pussys ooze out cottage cheese
i just opended their pussys and blew in them a lil' breeze
and then a fat ladys pussy started to wheeze
and out flew the cottage cheese
and i let out a sneeze
and blew it back in her chicken coop
then slurped all her poop
then i ran and i ran
and jumped in a van
in the van was a man
and he had a tool to sell
so i bought me a tool. but when i nutted it fell in a well
well aint that swell, i done dropped my new tool in a well
so i climbed in the ground, but my tool was brown
it got eaten by an earthworm, and it had no more sperm
so i decorated my pubers and got them a perm
and i applied on them some lipoderm
and jeezer be gee, my tool i could see
i dont grown my old tool back and it was the size of a black eyed pea
then i stuck a walruses tusk in my ear, and drank a beer, and then ate a sandwhich made from a fart, and it tasted like a strawberry pop-tart.
my tool, my tool, my tool is so cool
i sit at my desk and whack him at school
then my professor slipped in my pool
and little i1s2c3 had taken away his itty bitty tool
so then i stole me a mule, and attatched it where i had my tool
and i sat in class, and whacked my mule
and all my classmates called me "baby bull"
i though i was cool, when my mule started eating my stool
so i chopped of my mule-weiner, and re-attatched my tool
i slapped him this-a way and that
i slapped him so hard he bumped a girl that was fat
he hit her belly, and it felt like jelly
and she says..
hey, your tool is all smelly
so i took my tool, and disguised him as a twinke
then she grabbered dat tool and sucked my little weinkie
how sad, that i lost my pecker
so i went and bought me another from black and decker
my tool ripped a fart, and i started to get smart
so i returned my tool and boughta cheaper one at wal mart
it was sitting in my cart, when a lady shoved it up her ass
so i chopped off her nipples and threw them in a glass'
then shoved the glass up her ass
and i had no more tool
so i went back to school, and maturbated in my roomies sock
he smelled his sock, and recognized the smell of my cock
so i had to flock
i had no where to go, so i whored myself as a jiggalo
but i had no penis to please
so i couldn't make the pussys ooze out cottage cheese
i just opended their pussys and blew in them a lil' breeze
and then a fat ladys pussy started to wheeze
and out flew the cottage cheese
and i let out a sneeze
and blew it back in her chicken coop
then slurped all her poop
then i ran and i ran
and jumped in a van
in the van was a man
and he had a tool to sell
so i bought me a tool. but when i nutted it fell in a well
well aint that swell, i done dropped my new tool in a well
so i climbed in the ground, but my tool was brown
it got eaten by an earthworm, and it had no more sperm
so i decorated my pubers and got them a perm
and i applied on them some lipoderm
and jeezer be gee, my tool i could see
i dont grown my old tool back and it was the size of a black eyed pea
then i stuck a walruses tusk in my ear, and drank a beer, and then ate a sandwhich made from a fart, and it tasted like a strawberry pop-tart.
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i sense happyscrappy here or something
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