Luckiest man in the universe. (long)

[havoc]

Congratulations, remember, you did not cheat bro, those 2 girls cancelled each other out. peace and good job

 

[velvett]

They've got a 17th century tapestry hanging up that's worth $120,000. The rug on the floor when you walk in the door is worth $37,000. They have art all over the walls that is so rare and collectible that portions of it are touring the country to various art shows later this year.

Did they tell you all that before or after they got naked?


I want pictures!!!!!!!!!
Of the interior that is.

 

[Crazier]

Excellent brother.

Don't mind all the hater's on here. They're all probably virgin's. Or they probably think fucking in the missionary position is being wild. They are probably boring in bed.

But one thing is for sure... anyone that is doubting or hating... I guarantte they haven't had the experience you speak of.

I for one do, and can appreciate your excitement and experience.

"You shouldn't have cheated on your girl." He isn't married guys. You refuse a 3some with 2 hot chic's because a 'girlfriend' then you must be secretly gay or something. Lame.

Glad you enjoyed yourself my friend!
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[Hugh Gellatts]

"Hugh Gellatts , What the hell are you talking about. I dont give a shit about your honda civic with vaccuum cleaner extensions as exaust pipes, I never said anything about sleeping with 3 woman at the same time, i never said anything about sleeping with anyone but my girlfriend. Next time you put my name in your post make sure you get the info right. It was a cheese steak bro, a cheesesteak."

my bad...mixed up your name with ThrottleJocks. To settle this matter we will meet at Grand Chalupa and Cheesteak drivethrough at 1am....you bring the el camino and your woman, i bring my civic and the midgets. Whoever can eat through their females and three greasy toquito value meals first gets the bragging rights.

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

"They've got a 17th century tapestry hanging up that's worth $120,000. The rug on the floor when you walk in the door is worth $37,000. They have art all over the walls that is so rare and collectible that portions of it are touring the country to various art shows later this year."


Curator at New York Metropolitan Museum of Art:

'Bridge over Japanese Lillies' was painted during the most impressionistic period of Van Gogh's life. Note that the paint strokes flow both horizontically and vertically at times, with elements of total random inspiration, such as this energetic white splatter across the foreground.

 

[Sebass67]

Well..i am with the supposed "haters". That wasn't right man. Who gives a shit how good it was for you...that only prooves that you are only thinking about yourself. Way to go buddy...

Sometimes i think some guys on this board found their dicks in a garbage can.

 

[Themachine01]

"my bad...mixed up your name with ThrottleJocks. To settle this matter we will meet at Grand Chalupa and Cheesteak drivethrough at 1am....you bring the el camino and your woman, i bring my civic and the midgets. Whoever can eat through their females and three greasy toquito value meals first gets the bragging rights."


good shit bro, im game

 

[6(SIC)6]

My best friend got a threesome for his 18th birthday party from his girl and her friend. He's had 2 others since from different girls.

 

[crackedpolystyrene]

I'm a rabbit in your headlights.

 

[TheProject]

I'm a rabbit in your headlights.

Are you scared of the spotlight? How come you don't come to visit?