Luckiest man in the universe. (long)

[TieRex]

hmm, I kinda agree with you on that one rodman... weird...

 

[ThrottleJock]

Knew I'd take heat

Especially for the "having a girlfriend" part. Oh well...

Truth is, my girlfriend and I are on the outs and I should have dropped her before I put myself into this situation. Oh well, fuck it. I'm 25 and I'm obligated to make these sort of bad decisions. I'll happily do it again.

As for her running off and getting plowed by three other black guys with 13 inchers? Never happen. She's afraid of the cock.

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

my civic has 13 inch rims. does that count?

 

[supertech69]

Gimme a hell yeah!

Good job Bro! I say fuck'em all & let the good guys sort 'em out! Pussy is like a lays potatoe chip, can't fuck just one! Your girl would've done it too if she had the chance, what she doesn't know wont hurt her. Just like what you don't know about her wont hurt you, just better hope she made her two guys wear a rubber and never eat it after you've been out doing your thing. She may have some residue leftover! LMAO!!

 

[freshr1]

Finally, a real man. Good job.

 

[ArnoldColeman]

snif....snif....whats that fucking smell???? OH its just the BULLSHIT seeping out of my computer after reading that story!!!!!

 

[ArnoldColeman]

yeah, but i think that the fact i drive an 89 civic (and not even the CRX...it is the dork-wagon) negates the coolness of the sunglasses. I try to explain to chicks that the back seat folds down so we can have sex there, but that has not been working. this afternoon i took a paint-pen and wrote v-tex on the window and copied some chinese character off a raman noodles packet. i also took some of those vaccuum cleaner attachments and put them under the bumper so it looks like i have 6 tailpipes. I am going to the bowling alley now and will doubtless be swarmed by coke sniffing hotties and have a foursome while waiting in the fat-burger drive-through. after my foursome i want a line added on everyones profile bar which says "# of women slept with at one time" since my number will say 3, it will be higher than themachines, so i will be kooler. if he decides to up the anti and sleep with the Rockafeller quadrupletts next sunday, I'll match him with a septupsum. i will have to go down to the midget bar though, since i can barely fit 4 normal sized chicks in the back of the civic, and that is only if i stack them in 69 configuration.

oh FUCK thats some funny shit!!!!

 

[Themachine01]

I have pictures to prove it for anyone thats interested. I woudnt lie.

 

[Themachine01]

Hugh Gellatts , What the hell are you talking about. I dont give a shit about your honda civic with vaccuum cleaner extensions as exaust pipes, I never said anything about sleeping with 3 woman at the same time, i never said anything about sleeping with anyone but my girlfriend. Next time you put my name in your post make sure you get the info right. It was a cheese steak bro, a cheesesteak.

 

[da big thinker]

Hugh Gellatts , What the hell are you talking about. I dont give a shit about your honda civic with vaccuum cleaner extensions as exaust pipes, I never said anything about sleeping with 3 woman at the same time, i never said anything about sleeping with anyone but my girlfriend. Next time you put my name in your post make sure you get the info right. It was a cheese steak bro, a cheesesteak.

bro...you're one funny motherfucker...as far as i'm concerned,you took over this thread...YOU ARE THE MAN...you ate some cheesesteak and some pussy at the same time...who can argue with you on that one...