lost my V-card yesterday

[Sub-Zero]

Hey guy just thought i would drop a line....yesterday sucked. I lost my V-card, not to mention i bought it the same time with a fat guy....that fucker lost it too. We both got em at the same time about 18 yrs. ago now there both missing....wtf.....so pissed right now.....grrrrr hope it turns up dam it.

 

[Smurfy]

i dont get it

 

[H_T_]

i wish you would lose your computer.

 

[Gymgurl]

wtf???

 

[GoldenDelicious]

eh?

 

[KillahBee]

Do these peeps not know what V-card means? (I didn't know til college, by the way)

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

You can never find your v-card after you lost it, no matter what any new age hippie tells you, wtf.

 

[jestro]

Hey guy just thought i would drop a line....yesterday sucked. I lost my V-card, not to mention i bought it the same time with a fat guy....that fucker lost it too. We both got em at the same time about 18 yrs. ago now there both missing....wtf.....so pissed right now.....grrrrr hope it turns up dam it.

How many keggers have you been to?
I'm socially retarded until I'm drunk, and all the peeps around me are drunk. So go to some parties and go get drunk and laid.

 

[stilleto]

i think congratulations are in order.

 

[Sub-Zero]

yhall are a horrible audience

 

[jackangel]

he's spoofing another thread with a similar title, i'd guess.

 

[jestro]

he's spoofing another thread with a similar title, i'd guess.

Here's the rule of thumb I like to go by:
If you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.

 

[tinytank]

mmm, i think i know what he means ,,,, maybe...

 

[Pikaberdot]

You didn't lose your v-card, you left it in some fat chick's ass.

 

[tinytank]

You didn't lose your v-card, you left it in some fat chick's ass.

u forgot ugly

 

[chewyxrage]

so you had sex with a fat guy?

that does suck.

 

[Beachbum1546]

the fat guy part creeped me out.

 

[Cutiebaby]

wow. congrats
what was she like?

 

[Kano]

wtf

 

[PICK3]

i wish you would lose your computer.

ololololololol!!!

 

[PICK3]

lol@ Sublime goes to college and loses his V card but keeps his virginity.