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[ortiz34]

Today I went home on the train. I sat down opposite a cute Thai girl.
I prayed and prayed "...please don't get a boner...", but she did.

 

[shirlene29]

heh, made me chuckle..

 

[ortiz34]

Statistically 1 in 20 of us live next door to a pedophile. Not me though, i live next door to a stunning pair of seven year olds."

 

[shirlene29]

bad pedo joke coming up....

whats the best part about twenty seven year olds??


theres twenty of em!

 

[DannoMight]

i can't post one because its that bad

 

[shirlene29]

<<<has another one about a clown suit thats just horrid...always makes peeps giggle but its a nervous giggle kind of a thing

 

[nangiggles]

spit them out danno and shir!

 

[nimbus]

'tiz those are fucking awesome

 

[lartinos]

Say it Danno!

 

[-SD-]

I keep getting older but my girlfriends stay the same age