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OMEGA

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I had lunch with some chick at University

and she sees some type of palm reader on occasion ( geigh)

anyway she talked me into going with her ( I guess she wanted the approval of the palm reader about me)

upon entering I saw the Lady and she was immediatley startled by me

I sat with her and whe would not look me in the eye, and after about 2 minutes
she said the interview was over.

I did not like her presence but I dont let that get to me when talking to people

Guess what she told the Girl?



"That she has never been around a Demonic presence as strong as mine, and that I was almost pure Evil"


wtf?

thats a bunch of crap, now the chik wont hang out with me
 
wow, u should go back and nail a dead pigs head to her door
 
bwahahahahahahahahahaha
 
I feel the same way, that you are pure evil, like a spiritual reaction. I recognize it, not that you have ever done anything to me to rationalize it, just feel like you are part of the most evil balance of the universe. I could be wrong but the feeling is overwhelming, seriously. Youre soul MUST be aligned with the dark forces. If Im wrong, so what, its the internet, we'll never meet, but if Im right and whatever your soul has gotten mixed up in, then I warn you, you will spend all of eternity paying for allegiances
 
skittles said:
:FRlol: That palm reader sounds crazy
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I think she was a step above a normal palm reader kinda like a claivoiant or someone who can see what people really are pshychic maybe

anyway I dont believe in that shit


but I guess the chik did :(

whatver...
 
BrothaBilly said:
I feel the same way, that you are pure evil, like a spiritual reaction. I recognize it, not that you have ever done anything to me to rationalize it, just feel like you are part of the most evil balance of the universe. I could be wrong but the feeling is overwhelming, seriously. Youre soul MUST be aligned with the dark forces. If Im wrong, so what, its the internet, we'll never meet, but if Im right and whatever your soul has gotten mixed up in, then I warn you, you will spend all of eternity paying for allegiances
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lol are you seriuos? :twirl:

yoru loopier than I thought :splat:
 
OMEGA said:
I think she was a step above a normal palm reader kinda like a claivoiant or someone who can see what people really are pshychic maybe

anyway I dont believe in that shit


but I guess the chik did :(

whatver...
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If she broke it off (without getting to know you) because of a crazy lady, she's nuts too
 
skittles said:
If she broke it off (without getting to know you) because of a crazy lady, she's nuts too
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its was more of like we had luch 4-5 times thing and this was her "next step"

geigh anyway you slice it
 
You should cut the palm reader's head off and have sex with it. Knock on the girl's door with your wang in the head's mouth, naked of course, screaming hard on. Just put that evil nonsense to rest. She'll go out with you after that.
 
Plenty of fish in the sea. Don't do the head thing. I read something like that in American Psycho and can't get it out of my mind. If she's going to believe shit like that, you'd be in for a relationship of humoring her until you got tired of the shit.
 
Lestat said:
danm bro you got cock blocked by a palm reader!!!!
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roflmao thats what i was gunna say

that sucks bro, you sh oulda fucking shot the palm reader before she told the chick about how evil u really are


u probably broke the palm readers heart in middle school and u just dont remember it
 
SublimeZM said:
roflmao thats what i was gunna say

that sucks bro, you sh oulda fucking shot the palm reader before she told the chick about how evil u really are


u probably broke the palm readers heart in middle school and u just dont remember it
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no she was like half hippy half Hindu or some shit

anyway this is not the first time I have been called Evil

but I just dont see it

oh well
 
Hire a hooker who will take anal. Pick the right one and he'll make you forget about the experience.
 
TheOak01 said:
that palm reader kept you away from a nutty chick
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I second!

OR

It's what happens when you bang a palm reader and don't call the next day. She ain't gonna help you hook up! :artist:
 
milo hobgoblin said:
Did the palm reader tell you Brothabill wants to kick your ass.. if not she isnt a very good palm reader
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I enjoy when inferior entities pursue me

its easier to lead them into a snare

plus I have never really been a hunter of the innocent
 
OMEGA said:
I had lunch with some chick at University

and she sees some type of palm reader on occasion ( geigh)

anyway she talked me into going with her ( I guess she wanted the approval of the palm reader about me)

upon entering I saw the Lady and she was immediatley startled by me

I sat with her and whe would not look me in the eye, and after about 2 minutes
she said the interview was over.

I did not like her presence but I dont let that get to me when talking to people

Guess what she told the Girl?



"That she has never been around a Demonic presence as strong as mine, and that I was almost pure Evil"


wtf?

thats a bunch of crap, now the chik wont hang out with me
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I would think that would be a good reason for a chica to hang around with you. :lmao:

Wait til Wootoom reads this one.
 
jdynasty said:
wow, u should go back and nail a dead pigs head to her door
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:FRlol: funniest thing I've read all week.
 
OMEGA said:
I had lunch with some chick at University

and she sees some type of palm reader on occasion ( geigh)

anyway she talked me into going with her ( I guess she wanted the approval of the palm reader about me)

upon entering I saw the Lady and she was immediatley startled by me

I sat with her and whe would not look me in the eye, and after about 2 minutes
she said the interview was over.

I did not like her presence but I dont let that get to me when talking to people

Guess what she told the Girl?



"That she has never been around a Demonic presence as strong as mine, and that I was almost pure Evil"


wtf?

thats a bunch of crap, now the chik wont hang out with me
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demonic presense just about sums it all up
 
OMEGA said:
I had lunch with some chick at University

and she sees some type of palm reader on occasion ( geigh)

anyway she talked me into going with her ( I guess she wanted the approval of the palm reader about me)

upon entering I saw the Lady and she was immediatley startled by me

I sat with her and whe would not look me in the eye, and after about 2 minutes
she said the interview was over.

I did not like her presence but I dont let that get to me when talking to people

Guess what she told the Girl?



"That she has never been around a Demonic presence as strong as mine, and that I was almost pure Evil"


wtf?

thats a bunch of crap, now the chik wont hang out with me
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What a nutjob! Demonic presence...sheesh.
 
sounds liek the palm reader wanted you for herself. Just have to see how psychic she is, she might end up on your doorstep in only a towel LOL
 
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