Little Wayne?????

[Indy]

Thanks to everyone that posted and shot me some karma, I can't return it all as I keep running out! To answer a few of the questions asked yesterday;

1) I was not on cycle, my PCT for my last cycle ended about 2-3 weeks ago.

2) We both would prefer a boy, but whatever we get will be loved just the same.

3) I was kidding about the Karma name, havent' got one picked out yet.

On a serious note, if I came across as though I wasn't happy about this in my posts, chalk that up to sheer shock. I am and was very happy from the word go, but just kinda shocked at the news is all. I am quite happy to drop gear and never do it again in exchange for this little addition, I guess thats my mature side showing thru. Having never had any kids I don't doubt it will be filled with every possible emotion known to man, and all of them in one day at times I am sure. This is a very good thing, and it will be tough financially, but life is full of obstacles, I just have to choose to overcome them; and I will. I just left my second job a short time ago, so going back to a second place of employment is nothing new to me and the break was nice. I love using gear and working out and challenging myself. I love the entire aspect of physical fitness, and it will be a downer to not use for awhile, but the trade off as I said is WELL worth it. I guess I'll just have to stick to test and forgo the HGH for a few years. Unless.......you think my wife would mind if I sell my body for a few bucks here and there? No, I might end up having to pay out on that deal. lol I am quite confidant I will be a good dad, but it is wierd to think I will be addressed as "dad" in a few months. Thats what really makes me feel funny but in a good way.

No worrries Wayne, we all get shocked from time to time, what you do need to worry about it how those poems just flow from your fingers to the keyboard to no thinking up front, that's scary bro !!

 

[bluehen]

LOL...poetry huh?

Well Wayne old Wayne has shot his stuff,
He shot so hard it must of stuck,
For he soon learns his house will grow,
and not with muscles but with diapers OH NO!

He is happy and yet he feels so strange,
My pct's over and It can't be mange,
He slept like crap and he tossed and he turned,
He is so glad he has strong sperm!

So no more gear, at least for a while,
But thats a good trade and I say it with a smile,
Cuz gear is worth the addition of a child,
It's worth it I say, worth it by a mile!

*tear*

wayneboard1 for Poet Lauriet!

 

[wayneboard1]

No worrries Wayne, we all get shocked from time to time, what you do need to worry about it how those poems just flow from your fingers to the keyboard to no thinking up front, that's scary bro !!

Funny thing is, I about got smacked by the Mrs earlier as she was "worshiping the porcelin god" and yacking up dinner, I rattled off this little gem within earshot of her. LOL

"Here is my baby, my baby times 2,
bent over the bowl that was meant for her poo,
she heaves and she groans and she drools on the throne,
but the smell of most meat she no longer condones.

It's this way twice a day where she throws up a lung,
but my work here is done it cannot be undone,
As she heaves and she barfs she gets a wiff of pee,
"YOU RAT BASTARD I HATE YOU; YOU DID THIS TOO ME!!!"

 

[Indy]

Funny thing is, I about got smacked by the Mrs earlier as she was "worshiping the porcelin god" and yacking up dinner, I rattled off this little gem within earshot of her. LOL

"Here is my baby, my baby times 2,
bent over the bowl that was meant for her poo,
she heaves and she groans and she drools on the throne,
but the smell of most meat she no longer condones.

It's this way twice a day where she throws up a lung,
but my work here is done it cannot be undone,
As she heaves and she barfs she gets a wiff of pee,
"YOU RAT BASTARD I HATE YOU; YOU DID THIS TOO ME!!!"

AHAHAAHHHA, sick, sick man

 

[bluehen]

Funny thing is, I about got smacked by the Mrs earlier as she was "worshiping the porcelin god" and yacking up dinner, I rattled off this little gem within earshot of her. LOL

"Here is my baby, my baby times 2,
bent over the bowl that was meant for her poo,
she heaves and she groans and she drools on the throne,
but the smell of most meat she no longer condones.

It's this way twice a day where she throws up a lung,
but my work here is done it cannot be undone,
As she heaves and she barfs she gets a wiff of pee,
"YOU RAT BASTARD I HATE YOU; YOU DID THIS TOO ME!!!"

Do you have a literary agent yet?

 

[wayneboard1]

Do you have a literary agent yet?

No, but I hear Terell Owens agent is looking for work.

 

[TRAPezoid]

Congrats Wayne, I want to post a poem but it would be bad. I don't want to ruin the moment.

It's good to know you get free Test, hey Indy...I'm having a baby too!

Oh yeah, it's good to see Mrs. Indy on here. I was beginning to think it was LapRat.

 

[mendo]

The best shit always happens when I'm away from elite for a few days... Congratulations bro!