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List something that you learned from your ex('s)
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jnevin
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chefbone said:I learned that karma is a bitch. She's all fuggin' coked out now with no where to go. I'd hate to think she deserved it but.........
Yep. I had one of those. She has a 7 year old kid, showed up at her house once and she looked like she had been up for a couple of days. Said bye, turned around, never looked back. I knew she did it sometimes, but damn.
I learned patience to a degree, how it feels good to give, but have yet to learn how to receive. (non-dumper exchanges people)
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Gambino
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I learned that you can't be lovers if you can't be friends
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Gambino
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I also learned that you can't start over when the fighting never ends
hamstershaver
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never trust a woman
gotmilk
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I learned that alcohol and PMS are a bad mix.
Oh....and never think you can overcome disfunction, cuz she ain't changing!
Cheaters never stop cheating, they just can hide it really well.
If condoms are missing from your drawer, and you find them in her apartment 800 miles away, they are not stolen for shits and giggles.
NO matter how many times you slag her, she still cannot get enough.
Never shower with a girl who thinks it is ok to pee in the shower
No matter how badly she wants to help pay, she really does not want to pay.
When you total her car and she's still smiling, she really wants to cut your balls off.
Pictures of ex boyfriends should not be hanging on her bedroom wall three months after you started banging her.
Oh....and never think you can overcome disfunction, cuz she ain't changing!
Cheaters never stop cheating, they just can hide it really well.
If condoms are missing from your drawer, and you find them in her apartment 800 miles away, they are not stolen for shits and giggles.
NO matter how many times you slag her, she still cannot get enough.
Never shower with a girl who thinks it is ok to pee in the shower
No matter how badly she wants to help pay, she really does not want to pay.
When you total her car and she's still smiling, she really wants to cut your balls off.
Pictures of ex boyfriends should not be hanging on her bedroom wall three months after you started banging her.
string_bean00
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..hamstershaver said:
jnevin
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gotmilk said:
Lol. I broke up with a girl because she did that. We went out to eat, got an asparragus appetizer. Later that night, we go back to my place, she wanted to shower together. A couple of minutes in, that asparragus pee stench was everywhere. She's just looking at me like, oops. Grossed me out.
reigninghard
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I learned she loved it when I smacked that...oh uh I mean patience.
strangebrew
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hamstershaver said:
I figured somebody had already said this.
Deserves repeating though.
needtogetaas
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my last gf before my wife just disaperd .one day her family moved and that was it nevver herd from her again.
GoldenDelicious
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that no matter how much you love someone, they love themselves more
dazzlindee
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I learned to NEVER trust my ex unless I have a big bat up his white ass!!!! only one thing I can say to him is bend over your my bitch today!! 
The first guy I ever gave a blow job to made it really fun and taught me how over like 40 minutes and it was an AWESOME experience and made me confident about it.
The more comfy you are with your partner as a friend, the freakier the sex can be.
Don't expect your partner to be a mind reader. Know what you like and tell them!
If your family and friends hate your significant other, they're seeing something you're too stupid and blind to see.
I learned that if you suspect the other person is up to something, they probably are.
If you ever start getting the feeling that the other person is probably going to hit you at some point, they probably are.
The more comfy you are with your partner as a friend, the freakier the sex can be.
Don't expect your partner to be a mind reader. Know what you like and tell them!
If your family and friends hate your significant other, they're seeing something you're too stupid and blind to see.
I learned that if you suspect the other person is up to something, they probably are.
If you ever start getting the feeling that the other person is probably going to hit you at some point, they probably are.
I learned how to squat, deadlift, and bench; how to train for a 5k and 10k.
I learned about Ford F-150 trucks.
I was introduced to Malbec wine and French Bistros.
I was introduced to strip clubs. I had TOO much fun and I think that bothered him.
I became comfortable with giving and receiving love.
I also learned what I didn't and did want in a relationship.
I learned I wanted a man that appreciated every curve of my body and would not look at me funny if I wanted to have 2 cheat meals instead of one.
I learned about Ford F-150 trucks.
I was introduced to Malbec wine and French Bistros.
I was introduced to strip clubs. I had TOO much fun and I think that bothered him.
I became comfortable with giving and receiving love.
I also learned what I didn't and did want in a relationship.
I learned I wanted a man that appreciated every curve of my body and would not look at me funny if I wanted to have 2 cheat meals instead of one.
KillahBee
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-DO NOT call them the wrong name (did it with 2 consecutive girls), especially when it is your ex's name and/or you are in bed
-girls are VERY easy to get to fall in love with you. VERY EASY
-make sure their friends notice you doing cute things. her friends are good to have on your side and you can always bang them later
-when even the prudest of girls falls in love with a guy, she will do anything in the bedroom - she will not feel like a slut if it is under the guise of "love"
-girls are VERY predictable
-jewelry with a birthstone is always appreciated
-always be on the lookout for hints dropped about gifts. they LOVE when you give them a gift of something they mentioned 8 months ago and didn't think you would listen or remember
-don't trust a girl in your home alone
-if one of your girl's guy "friends" hits on her constantly and she does not realize it o do anything about it - fuck her sister and get out of the relationship ASAP
-makeup does a number on bed sheets and pillows
-some bitches get CRAZY on the pill
-yeast infections are no fun for either person
-if you fuck her very very well and she has a large circle of friends and talks a lot - you are all set with poonani once you break up
-girls love when you have a "pet" name for them
-"love" can be fanfuckingtastic for a few months
-girls are VERY easy to get to fall in love with you. VERY EASY
-make sure their friends notice you doing cute things. her friends are good to have on your side and you can always bang them later
-when even the prudest of girls falls in love with a guy, she will do anything in the bedroom - she will not feel like a slut if it is under the guise of "love"
-girls are VERY predictable
-jewelry with a birthstone is always appreciated
-always be on the lookout for hints dropped about gifts. they LOVE when you give them a gift of something they mentioned 8 months ago and didn't think you would listen or remember
-don't trust a girl in your home alone
-if one of your girl's guy "friends" hits on her constantly and she does not realize it o do anything about it - fuck her sister and get out of the relationship ASAP
-makeup does a number on bed sheets and pillows
-some bitches get CRAZY on the pill
-yeast infections are no fun for either person
-if you fuck her very very well and she has a large circle of friends and talks a lot - you are all set with poonani once you break up
-girls love when you have a "pet" name for them
-"love" can be fanfuckingtastic for a few months
awittyusername
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I learned I never want another gf
JayC9
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If you tell someone a secret they own you for life.
How to ignore feelings.
You can never give a woman enough.
I'm not designed to sleep with one woman for the rest of my life.
Although on the face of things the female appears to be the more emotional of the two sexes, when it comes to cutting off and moving on the male comes in a distant second.
There's a great line in Dolores Claiborne which goes, "sometimes, being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to."
How to ignore feelings.
You can never give a woman enough.
I'm not designed to sleep with one woman for the rest of my life.
Although on the face of things the female appears to be the more emotional of the two sexes, when it comes to cutting off and moving on the male comes in a distant second.
There's a great line in Dolores Claiborne which goes, "sometimes, being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to."
I had a dream about my first real boyfriend a few nights ago... and it was just like I rememberd him... boring and an ass
KillahBee
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I should probably list some good things:
- the scent left from a woman on your pillow can be intoxicating
- the scent from a woman can last forever in your mind (to this day I still think about a girl from the 9th grade when I smell a certain scent)
- there may be no better feeling in the world then waking up on a Sunday morning with a woman you love in your arms
- wait, there is a better feeling - waking up in the middle of night at the same time as your girl for sleepy, half-in-a-dream sex
- the scent left from a woman on your pillow can be intoxicating
- the scent from a woman can last forever in your mind (to this day I still think about a girl from the 9th grade when I smell a certain scent)
- there may be no better feeling in the world then waking up on a Sunday morning with a woman you love in your arms
- wait, there is a better feeling - waking up in the middle of night at the same time as your girl for sleepy, half-in-a-dream sex
hammy's "you can't trust em"
and jestro's "if you even think they are psycho get out" are the two biggest I see here...
also...
These are very important in combination... unfortunately I did not exploit the free sex with ex's friends until later in life... it is easy pickings and highly worth it... you are never going to get with her ass anyways after a breakup (if you have any common sense that is)
props to killah for bringing this to the discussion.
and jestro's "if you even think they are psycho get out" are the two biggest I see here...
also...
KillahBee said:
These are very important in combination... unfortunately I did not exploit the free sex with ex's friends until later in life... it is easy pickings and highly worth it... you are never going to get with her ass anyways after a breakup (if you have any common sense that is)
props to killah for bringing this to the discussion.
bran987
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who else fired up limewire and is now jamming to freshly downloaded michael bolton b/c of gambino?
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks
slat1 said:
This is how they become ex'es; it's their own undoing.
KillahBee said:
Who the hell are you and what have you done with KillahBee?
psychedout
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SoreArms said:
I learnt that sleeping with them is usually not a good idea.
A relationship can't work when only one person is putting in the effort-- nomatter how hard you try.
Just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean that you can't be incredibly miserably lonely.
When you haven't seen someone you love for a week or more, when you see them again you're floored by how hot they are and hot much you want them.
The more you trust your significant other, the freakier the sex gets.
Just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean that you can't be incredibly miserably lonely.
When you haven't seen someone you love for a week or more, when you see them again you're floored by how hot they are and hot much you want them.
The more you trust your significant other, the freakier the sex gets.
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