Lets play truth or dare

[samoth]

I hereby dare Samote to reveal the steamiest conversation between Stefka and himself, be it on the phone or online.

Samoth: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

Stefka: Aight.

Samoth: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

Stefka: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Samoth.

Samoth: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Stefka: Oh, I like to play dress up.

Samoth: Me too baby.

Stefka: I kiss you softly on your chest.

Samoth: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

Stefka: Hey...

Samoth: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

Stefka: Funny I still don't see it.

Samoth: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

Stefka: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Samoth: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

Samoth: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

Stefka: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.

Samoth: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Samoth: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

Samoth: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

Samoth: Baby?

 

[GUARDIAN]

LMAO

Samoth: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

Stefka: Aight.

Samoth: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

Stefka: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Samoth.

Samoth: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Stefka: Oh, I like to play dress up.

Samoth: Me too baby.

Stefka: I kiss you softly on your chest.

Samoth: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

Stefka: Hey...

Samoth: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

Stefka: Funny I still don't see it.

Samoth: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

Stefka: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Samoth: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

Samoth: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

Stefka: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.

Samoth: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Samoth: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

Samoth: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

Samoth: Baby?

 

[silverstar1025]

Samoth: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

Stefka: Aight.

Samoth: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

Stefka: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Samoth.

Samoth: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Stefka: Oh, I like to play dress up.

Samoth: Me too baby.

Stefka: I kiss you softly on your chest.

Samoth: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

Stefka: Hey...

Samoth: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

Stefka: Funny I still don't see it.

Samoth: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

Stefka: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Samoth: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

Samoth: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

Stefka: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.

Samoth: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Samoth: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

Samoth: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

Samoth: Baby?

lol!!!

 

[Stefka]

awesome

 

[samoth]

Option #2 if u dont like Jack's is to tell stefka why she deserves a spanking from ya.

I like this one better.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

Samoth: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

Stefka: Aight.

Samoth: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

Stefka: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Samoth.

Samoth: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Stefka: Oh, I like to play dress up.

Samoth: Me too baby.

Stefka: I kiss you softly on your chest.

Samoth: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

Stefka: Hey...

Samoth: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

Stefka: Funny I still don't see it.

Samoth: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

Stefka: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Samoth: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

Samoth: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

Stefka: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.

Samoth: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Samoth: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

Samoth: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

Samoth: Baby?

Fuckin-A that's hilarious!!!

 

[jack sparrow]

Samoth: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

Stefka: Aight.

Samoth: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

Stefka: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Samoth.

Samoth: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Stefka: Oh, I like to play dress up.

Samoth: Me too baby.

Stefka: I kiss you softly on your chest.

Samoth: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

Stefka: Hey...

Samoth: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

Stefka: Funny I still don't see it.

Samoth: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

Stefka: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Samoth: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

Samoth: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

Stefka: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.

Samoth: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Samoth: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

Samoth: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

Samoth: Baby?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

A+

 

[samoth]

Jeez, you guys haven't seen the famous "I put on my robe and wizard hat" IMs before? They've been all over the net for years. They are quite humorous.

 

[GUARDIAN]

I like this one better.

u can do 2 dares in a row. there are no rules here .

 

[samoth]

u can do 2 dares in a row. there are no rules here .

Oh, good. I will totally do that later.