Let's play a game

[Scotsman]

Er let's see here.

1. I have swum with sharks in open water.
2. I have never broken a promise to anyone.
3. I have never said "I love you" to anyone.
4. I have had a warrant out for my arrest.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[nefertiti]

Er let's see here.

1. I have swum with sharks in open water.
2. I have never broken a promise to anyone.
3. I have never said "I love you" to anyone.
4. I have had a warrant out for my arrest.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I wanna say three but it seems so obvious that it had to have been thrown in there as a deflection. Never? Really?
Assuming you aren't including like, aprents and stuff in that.

4. And if it isn't 4, I wanna hear the story behind it.

 

[Scotsman]

I wanna say three but it seems so obvious that it had to have been thrown in there as a deflection. Never? Really?
Assuming you aren't including like, aprents and stuff in that.

4. And if it isn't 4, I wanna hear the story behind it.

Damn you're good. Nope other than family I have never uttered the L word to a living soul, even then it's more of a hey love ya kind of thing.

I was within 30 min of having a warrant sworn out for me once for a bar fight. I called the police just in time to avoid it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[samoth]

2?

1 is the lie. It's probably the only one not a felony.

Wrong and wrong, lol.

Keep in mind I/we were never caught for any of these.

Breaking into the PW lighthouse was great, 'cause when we busted their lock off, we bought our own to put there.

http://www.ci.port-washington.wi.us/History/pwlighthouse.jpg

We broke into the power plant and walked over a mile to get to the second, smaller lighthouse, but we couldn't get the lock off. It was housed on five sides by part of the steel door structure. It was small and crappy anyways.

http://www.jegers.com/LightHouseTour/Other/PortWashingtonPole.jpg

 

[puddlemonkey]

To entertain this thread:

1) I have stolen a 50lb statue of Mother Mary from a cematary,
2) I have broken into the Port Washington lighthouse,
3) I have accidentally burned down a farmhouse,
4) I have randomly thrown molotov cocktails into the highway.

3.

 

[samoth]

3.

Yep, lol. That was done by a friend.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I win!!!!

 

[digimon7068]

Im guessing #3

me too. . .and not just cause you did. . .ok. . .just cause you did. . .

 

[Bikini Mod]

To entertain this thread:

1) I have stolen a 50lb statue of Mother Mary from a cematary,
2) I have broken into the Port Washington lighthouse,
3) I have accidentally burned down a farmhouse,
4) I have randomly thrown molotov cocktails into the highway.

Number 4 - you seem too fucking responsible for that.

 

[Bikini Mod]

You're right, Cindylou! You know me pretty good, we must be long lost sisters.

I swear I was going to say number 2 as well. It was the broken bones part that clinched it. How can you break bones while sitting in an airplane?