Lestat or other "experts" - I've got a problem

[Buddy_Christ]

I'm not sure how to describe it, but it just kind of happens.

Every now and then, maybe a dozen times a day, I feel something kind of leak out of my massive phallus. It burns a little. Also, it has a slightly cheese smell, like blue cheese. It tingles in a weird way when I pee.

This started a week ago.

Is my fucking cock going to rot the fuck off? Is my prick going to be a-fuckin-okay? Do I need to go to a pecker fuckin checker? Do they have to ram-rod my fuck-rod? Should I just keep on fuckin whoever whenever and say fuck it?

 

[swole]

drip drip leads to snip snip motherfucker

yo crack i like this new persona you got goin on

 

[StickFigure]

sup OU?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

drip drip leads to snip snip motherfucker

I'll fuckin kill the son of a bitch that tries to cut my cock off, shortly after I fuck them so hard their asshole resembles Goatse's anus, all stretched out and shit with a 2 liter bottle resting comfortably in there, getting soaked in shit juice.

 

[wootoom]

car ramrod?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

car ramrod?

You could fit a Ford Festiva in my fuck stick.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

So are any of you mother fuckers gonna help me with my blue cheese penile drip or are you all going to comment about my massive cock?

 

[wootoom]

You could fit a Ford Festiva in my fuck stick.

gross u might have the clap bro. i would go get some penicillin

 

[Daisy_]

hehe drip drip = snip snip

Too funny swole.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

gross u might have the clap bro. i would go get some penicillin

Maybe I'm just dripping cum. My cum has always had a funny odor.

 

[wootoom]

Maybe I'm just dripping cum. My cum has always had a funny odor.

oderus?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

oderus?

Yes?

 

[DannoMight]

go see the doc and he'll put a q-tip in your "piss portal" and then youll get some drugs and everything will be ok.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

go see the doc and he'll put a q-tip in your "piss portal" and then youll get some drugs and everything will be ok.

Q-tip? What's he going to do, scratch an itch? He's going to need a shitter brush if he plans to get something to test.

 

[Lestat]

Never had that type of problem bro..... if I didn't know any better i'd say it was an STD.. but you have a live in woman.. maybe you got a yeast infection in the pee hole?

 

[blut wump]

It's the drip, drip, drip
Of the syphilitic prick
Of the British grenadier.

 

[GrandMaster]

go see a doctor...i'd say clomid....but im unsure now...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Since it smells like blue cheese, I've started bottling the drippings and am going to give it to neighbors as home made salad dressing.

 

[Cutiebaby]

oderus?

LMAO.......