Leaving for Asia this week. Any advice?

[redguru]

hehe I bet it is.

NY to Beijing direct sir. 19 hours. Business class.

Ouch, I feel your plane. Sounds like you are going on a US carrier tho, not China Airlines or Cathay Pacific. China Airlines service was great but they aren't known for aircraft reliability. I have 40,000 miles with them I'll never use.

 

[jackangel]

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But, only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!"

-- Vizzini

 

[wutangnomo]

Ouch, I feel your plane. Sounds like you are going on a US carrier tho, not China Airlines or Cathay Pacific. China Airlines service was great but they aren't known for aircraft reliability. I have 40,000 miles with them I'll never use.

Cathay service is great. Best prices as well bar none.

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

I hope they cane your ass in Singapore or Malaysia.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But, only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!"

-- Vizzini

Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

Wait til I get going....where was I?

Australia.





Fast Twitch Fiber,

They're not going to cane me. They're going to give me lots of cool stuff which I can barter for pit bulls, which I will promptly unleash on you.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Have fun if you get out shopping which knowing you that will happen check out the electronics obviously most everything comes to market there first so they have the latest and greatest.

 

[75th]

In Vietnam (this is also true in the Phillipines) if you pop off about 50 rounds from an M-16 and give the shell casings to some guy in one of the poorer villages, he will give you his daughter for the night.

Be sure to inspect her little "hooker card" to make sure she is free of any diseases.

 

[jackangel]

Have fun if you get out shopping which knowing you that will happen check out the electronics obviously most everything comes to market there first so they have the latest and greatest.

= buy me some cool shit

 

[redguru]

Stay away from the knock off golf clubs, they suck.

 

[75th]

Oh yeah, and I just pre-ordered season 8 of The Simpsons. See if you can pick me up seasons 9-12.

Also, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang on DVD.