Kimbo this, kimbo that

[big_bad_buff]

Is he like the hardest mother fucker on the planet now? If he was a clean cut white guy that did that shit in the video there wouldn’t be any talk about him at all, but since he’s an ugly, hairy ass mother fucking ape lookin mofo with a Mohammad ass beard and a bald head “who just got out of the pin” he’s a legend that no one can mess with

He claims to be 6”3 240, the guy he fought in the video was probably 5”10 190 with hardly any boxing skills. This is like me at 195 fighting my brother that’s 160 and taking a few hits to the face on purpose. WOW!!

I’m sure he’s bad mofo but damn, I’d put money on 90% of the people who run in the UFC over him

 

[KillahBee]

Kimbo helped me gain more confidence in myself. Kimbo is good.

 

[BileStew]

Kimbo helped me gain more confidence in myself. Kimbo is good.

Kimbo is the Tony Robbins of the underworld.

 

[jerkbox]

i'm sure a lot of people would whoop up on him


i thought he was bigger......hell he's only a hair bigger than me

 

[BileStew]

i thought he was bigger......hell he's only a hair bigger than me

And a slightly darker tan too.

 

[KillahBee]

Digger could take him.

 

[jerkbox]

i guess i don't realize how fucking huge i am sometimes.

 

[KillahBee]

i guess i don't realize how fucking huge i am sometimes.

If you were here - I would give you half of my cheesecake.

 

[sigweed]

do not question the Kimbo

 

[BileStew]

i guess i don't realize how fucking huge i am sometimes.

Obviously your head is so big, it popped a hole in your ceiling. Look at all that sunlight raining down on you in your avi bro!

Neatorific!!!

 

[BileStew]

If you were here - I would give you half of my cheesecake.

Fat bastard...

 

[Razorguns]

I heard he'll be giving free massages and backrubs, and will have a members section where you can get "ALL KIMBO! UNINHIBITED AND UNLEASHED!" for $19.95!!! Oh you know what i'm talkin' about baby!

 

[Austin316]

Just dumb ghetto slime, hits to the head prob won't affect him seeing as there is more then likely nothing inside to be affected

 

[mountain muscle]

I hope he does go pro, he said on his website that after 10 fights he would be ready for anyone. Watching him get his ignorant, arogant ass handed to him by the first skilled fighter he meets will be priceless. Think he will post That video?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yep, i reckon they would. just something else to sell.

all this web marketing stuff seems to be a sideline for whoever is selling the porn, although it seems to me to be pretty stupid, and will likely end up with someone being tossed straight back in the clink

all it would take is for one guy in one of the vids to be busted for something and to squeal on it in some sort of plea bargain, and there you go, case and evidence handed to prosecuters on a plate. its not like the law enforcement agencies of the world are going to let this sort of stuff slide...i think theyll slam it and slam it hard...which would be great.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

[email protected] if you want to talk to him

 

[mountain muscle]

I am curious to hear how or if he has responded to Pitbullst's challenge.

 

[B0ARDIN087]

kimbo this, kimbo that

kimbo beat me with a whiffleball bat

 

[Razorguns]

You know who's stronger than Kimbo Bimbo?

Any United States of American marine, soldier or special ops out there right now in Iraq or Afghanistan.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I used to fuck Kimbo on D-block j/k

 

[scriptfactory]

You know who's stronger than Kimbo Bimbo?

Any United States of American marine, soldier or special ops out there right now in Iraq or Afghanistan.

Um, no... I know also because I am prior military.

Since when did 6'3 240lbs become small?!?! He isn't all fatty either, it looks like solid muscle. I'm 6'1" and about 240lbs @ circa 15% bf now (I'm on a diet) and if you call me small I'll kick your ass.

 

[Razorguns]

you completely missed my context of "strong". went right over your head.

 

[scriptfactory]

you completely missed my context of "strong". went right over your head.

Oooooooh, now I get it. Sorry. You're right.

 

[BileStew]

you completely missed my context of "strong". went right over your head.

Is this now going to segue into one of those Charles Barkley/Right Guard commercials?

 

[KillahBee]

I would kick that guy in the crotch until he couldn't breathe. And then I'd run.

 

[Y_lifter]

My Moneys Still on KOKO..

 

[Lumberg]

Speaking of Koko you know in Thailand they have Orangutans trained to Thai box? But the government shut them down cos they think the 'tangs were smuggled from Indonesia.

Hey check it out...tang...orangutan...poontang...

 

[ChefWide]

My Moneys Still on KOKO..

koko taylor? she's fat and easily 65 yrs old? Does she kick major ass? Go figure.

 

[ChefWide]

Speaking of Koko you know in Thailand they have Orangutans trained to Thai box? But the government shut them down cos they think the 'tangs were smuggled from Indonesia.

Hey check it out...tang...orangutan...poontang...

Beavis? I thought you got banned ages ago?

Hey, wait a minute, you're the dude that called me a fag!

 

[jh1]

i guess i don't realize how fucking huge i am sometimes.

You are one funny mf'er

 

[gonelifting]

Gumbo Is my father.

 

[jh1]

Gumbo Is my father.

Yup... he got there before me...

The line was too long that day..... so I left...