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redshirt27se

redshirt27se

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so last night a fucking bat comes flying out of my basement and into my kitchen. not sure where or how he got in, but i managed to lock him into my basement. i fucked with him for a good hour and a half, but failed at killing him. i did smack him pretty good twice but both times he escaped. after the second hit he did not reappear.

i'm hoping i fucked his innards up and he died later, but now that its day time i went looking for him. i figured i'd find him perched somewhere and just smoke him in the face with something..couldn't find him for the life of me. naturally the logical thing to do would be to go down there at night when he'd normally be active, but i won't be able to do so until at least 11pm. i have pets so keeping him contained is important.

i guess what im asking is if there is some sort of trap i can set with food he'll like so that i can kill him when i get home. fucking dirty animals.
 
damn. Bats eat all sorts of things but probably you are dealing with one that eats little bugs like mosquitos. You probably don't have a hummingbird feeder but I would try that as bait(they are 5-10 bucks) not sure how you'd capture the bat though. hmmmm
 
you're gonna get rabies brah



btw they only eat bugs. but i doubt the bat really wants to stay in your crappy house, so just lock your animals upstairs one night and open a kitchen window
 
strongmo will go down there and bite his head off for 5 mill karma
 
i was using my snowboard to smash him last night. got two solid contact shots, but fucker recovered too quick for me to stomp him out. i borrowed a tennis racket today.. it should work a lot better
 
nimbus said:
you're gonna get rabies brah



btw they only eat bugs. but i doubt the bat really wants to stay in your crappy house, so just lock your animals upstairs one night and open a kitchen window
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i was kinda sketched out about that..i wore gloves and a hoodie with the hood up. threw them all in the wash after even though i didn't actually touch it.
 
Shake your shoes out before you put them on. My grandma put her slipper on and a bat was in there and it bit her. She had to get a full round of rabies shots.
 
Bats can use nunchakas bro.

He gonna remember that shit and fuck yo ass up.
 
Why do guys always have to kill things? Soosch (is that a word?) it back outside where it belongs
 
penny said:
Why do guys always have to kill things? Soosch (is that a word?) it back outside where it belongs
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if it were that simple i would. i don't have a door into my basement. if a potentially deadly pest gets into my house, i'm going to kill it. the only way it's getting out alive is if it is easier than killing it.



i just went down to search and no signs of life. i'm hoping it died last night. i'll be checking periodically.
 
redshirt27se said:
so last night a fucking bat comes flying out of my basement and into my kitchen. not sure where or how he got in, but i managed to lock him into my basement. i fucked with him for a good hour and a half, but failed at killing him. i did smack him pretty good twice but both times he escaped. after the second hit he did not reappear.

i'm hoping i fucked his innards up and he died later, but now that its day time i went looking for him. i figured i'd find him perched somewhere and just smoke him in the face with something..couldn't find him for the life of me. naturally the logical thing to do would be to go down there at night when he'd normally be active, but i won't be able to do so until at least 11pm. i have pets so keeping him contained is important.

i guess what im asking is if there is some sort of trap i can set with food he'll like so that i can kill him when i get home. fucking dirty animals.
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tennis or badminton racquet (they don't get enough reverb off of it so they never "see" it coming)...problem solved.
 
or you could build a bat house and keep them around (just out of your house)...little fuckers eat like 5 times their bodyweight everyday in bugs...they aren't fun to have in your house, though...ask bob dylan, he damn near died from inhaling dust from bat shit when he was restoring an old home that had an attic full of bat shit...got some sort of bacteria that almost killed his ass.
 
digimon7068 said:
or you could build a bat house and keep them around (just out of your house)...little fuckers eat like 5 times their bodyweight everyday in bugs...they aren't fun to have in your house, though...ask bob dylan, he damn near died from inhaling dust from bat shit when he was restoring an old home that had an attic full of bat shit...got some sort of bacteria that almost killed his ass.
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Damn! That's some crazy shit.. Why not get an exterminator?!! = /
 
machine23 said:
Damn! That's some crazy shit.. Why not get an exterminator?!! = /
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bats are very flimsy and easy to kill...if you just get one in your house, a tennis racquet will take care of it pretty easy...personally, i usually throw an old sheet over the dang thing while it flies by then take it outside and turn it loose...i used to love killing shit, but not so much anymore.

and the bob dylan thing? eh, i assume he vacated all the bats before he started working on the house, he just didn't wear a respirator while he was cleaning up the bat shit in the attic and he got sick as fuck.
 
you need to find it ,your house is gonna stink when that thing rots!
 
redshirt27se said:
i checked 4 different times last night and haven't seen it since. pretty sure i killed it.
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bats have no (or very few) bones...they are mostly cartilage...they can flatten themselves out and slide into (and out of) tiny spaces...especially when they are frightened...just because you can't find him doesn't mean he isn't still alive.
 
When I was little and we had bats in the forest that was our backyard in CT, we used to wrap small, heavy rocks in a handtowel, then tie off the excess so towel hung from it. Then we'd throw them up in the air, and the bats would grab it, refuse to let go, then come smashing into the ground.

They'd get up in a minute and fly off crookedly as if they were drunk until they got their wits back and would fly off properly.
 
digimon7068 said:
bats have no (or very few) bones...they are mostly cartilage...they can flatten themselves out and slide into (and out of) tiny spaces...especially when they are frightened...just because you can't find him doesn't mean he isn't still alive.
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i figured he would have been flying around at any point last night if we was still alive.


i checked everywhere and banged on the floor and ceiling to create vibrations to flush it out..nothing happened. i'll be checking again tonight, but i'm thinking he's dead.
 
AFeedz said:
When I was little and we had bats in the forest that was our backyard in CT, we used to wrap small, heavy rocks in a handtowel, then tie off the excess so towel hung from it. Then we'd throw them up in the air, and the bats would grab it, refuse to let go, then come smashing into the ground.

They'd get up in a minute and fly off crookedly as if they were drunk until they got their wits back and would fly off properly.
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That's a good idea and I bet fun to watch. We used to just throw our shoes up in the air.
 
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