Kids say the darndest things

[addickt]

After a particularly grueling workout of walking to the water fountain and doing the "Gravitron" the other day I decided that my body needed a little protein for its growing pleasure.

Now, the protien drink are situated right by the day care entrance and as much as I dont like to know what goes on in there I decided to take the walk.......

EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO OVER THERE SOME LITTLE TROLL COMES RUNNING OUT ALL PISSY PANTS AND SCREAMING FOR HIS MOM..........so I try to avoid it... but, boy that gravitron really did me in this particular day.....

Well, sure as shit, right when I got over there, this little mongrel comes running out like he had been mainlining meth for 13 or 14 days...
(I would guess he was about 2 or 3 years old)

I tightened my legs and awaited for the oncoming impact in hopes that he would fall to the ground in agony, but not this kid...

He was special..... Just as I opened my eyes, I saw this little fucker stop on a dime.... I was wondering what the deal was so I looked behind me........ There was his sweat soaked mom, waiting with open arms for her little munchkin...

I looked back at the child, who had a look of disbelief on his face, he stood there for a second or two, I though for sure he shit his pants....... Wrong again.

This prodigous child offered only these words...." Mom, You're fat"

Genius I say, Pure genius

 

[the nature boy]

allright, I've gotta ask. What the Gravitron and why are you doing it on the water fountain?

 

[addickt]

allright, I've gotta ask. What the Gravitron and why are you doing it on the water fountain?

I was supersetting the Gravitron with the water fountain. I consider the 14 foor walk in between the 2, to be my cardio as well.

 

[TheProject]

I was supersetting the Gravitron with the water fountain. I consider the 14 foor walk in between the 2, to be my cardio as well.

Sounds like a guy that "works out" at my gym...

Funny guy, literally works for a circus, but doesn't do much of anything besides talk to people and do strange sets at the gym...

 

[Crazier]

I was at the park with my 5 year old daughter last weekend. We saw a really big white house behind a black picket fence, with a flag flying near the house.

My daughter say's 'Daddy look... it's George Bush's house.'
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[THeMaCHinE]

grrrrrr