KB needs yo help - Operation Improve IM Game

[Grumpy Old Man]

Hey watch it there Mr! Steak and BJ day ain't over yet so I may just decide not to get all commercial on you and shit and fold to the pressure and comply with celebrating!!!

And then I will make you eat me out and put up a thread on elite bragging about it tomorrow!

That'll show YOU.

And I don't eat you every damn night? No brag just fact.

 

[Bikini Mod]

And I don't eat you every damn night? No brag just fact.

Yes dear.

 

[KillahBee]

I'm deluding myself that this isn't going to get lost in the off topic stuff, but one other point that's kind of a repeat of what AAP said...if conversation stalls...make excuses and BAIL. There's nothing worse than the "er...lets pretend we still have interesting stuff to say" conversations. Make an excuse like you have a phone call, or need to make dinner/go somewhere. Short IMs are better than long dull ones that kill chemistry.

I concur. Well said and solid advice.

Thank you for not being a completely insane e-woman.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I concur. Well said and solid advice.

Thank you for not being a completely insane e-woman.

She just doesn't know and wuv u the way that we do.

Word of advice about the chat stuff - do not get your underoos in a bind if someone shows themselves as being visible but doesn't reply. Don't get all uptight and they suddenly say brb (be right back) and don't come back, they may have gotten legitimately busy and don't get upset if they suddenly just disappear. It could be any number of technical troubles that have nothing to do with just up and leaving a conversation.

And do NOT become too eager bugging that other person whenever you see them online.

...that is all.

 

[KillahBee]

Ah, kid's these days. After a few IM exchanges, she sends me a text message!!

Whatever happened to meeting in a seedy motel off the freeway, getting her pregnant, then taking a walk out to the local dumpster behind the Kwik-E-Mart and introducing the future you to the blunt end of a rusty coathanger?

Things are so complicated now.

 

[bran987]

Ah, kid's these days. After a few IM exchanges, she sends me a text message!!

Whatever happened to meeting in a seedy motel off the freeway, getting her pregnant, then taking a walk out to the local dumpster behind the Kwik-E-Mart and introducing the future you to the blunt end of a rusty coathanger?

Things are so complicated now.

mcmethlab?

 

[KillahBee]

mcmethlab?

Nah man, a new one. Met her in Vegas. Had dinner with her one night that turned into a 4 hour talkathon. I loved it.

And you know the ebst thing about her, something I LOVE when girls do - she touches me when she laughs. Like reaches out and touches my arm or something.

My God it's sexy

 

[galaxy]

Has anybody asked yet if KB is looking for a relationship or just a piece? I mean that effects how your gonna play the game?

Set the girl up to just want to bang you after like a day of IMing. Then fucking run cause shes nuts.

Maybe by day 3 start getting to the sex stuff.

Definately a trasition to IMing from posting and k msg and pms. You lose that extra time to be witty or get to have 2nd thoughts on making a post about just wanting to cum on her face with a cute lil smilie in a k msg.

I mean you throw out a want to cum on her face after she gets done telling you about her alcoholic father and your pretty much all done.

 

[Smurfy]

lol @ KB wanting a relationship.

 

[KillahBee]

Has anybody asked yet if KB is looking for a relationship or just a piece? I mean that effects how your gonna play the game?

Set the girl up to just want to bang you after like a day of IMing. Then fucking run cause shes nuts.

Maybe by day 3 start getting to the sex stuff.

Definately a trasition to IMing from posting and k msg and pms. You lose that extra time to be witty or get to have 2nd thoughts on making a post about just wanting to cum on her face with a cute lil smilie in a k msg.

I mean you throw out a want to cum on her face after she gets done telling you about her alcoholic father and your pretty much all done.

Good question - why would anyone here (i.e. the wominist hateful chicks) ask a logical question when instead they can just blindly project their self loathing via judging others?!!!

Anyway, this particular case is different - she has a BF (long term I think) and doesn't live very close to me. But we both know her and I have something. So for now, the goals are just to keep the flame lit and entice her a bit without being too aggressive. Worst comes to worst, be her friend, cause she's a cool chick.

But overall I guess I need to start using this tool in my repertoire now, so just wanted to get some insight from the e-vets.

lmfao at the cum line!!!!!!!!

 

[KillahBee]

lol @ KB wanting a relationship.

wtf

 

[seaking420]

And you know the ebst thing about her, something I LOVE when girls do - she touches me when she laughs. Like reaches out and touches my arm or something.

My God it's sexy

I love when women do that

 

[fistfullofsteel]

there were bitches i could have banged that were married, engaged, and bf or whatever have you. all you do is ask, "have you ever cheated on your significant other?" if she says no, then ask, "would you ever?" 90% will say yes. bitches are fucked up in the head. get that through your skull already. you should have banged her. 4 hour conversation, come on man, who gives a shit?

i don't understand about loving the chase bullshit. it's totally retarded.

 

[KillahBee]

there were bitches i could have banged that were married, engaged, and bf or whatever have you. all you do is ask, "have you ever cheated on your significant other?" if she says no, then ask, "would you ever?" 90% will say yes. bitches are fucked up in the head. get that through your skull already. you should have banged her. 4 hour conversation, come on man, who gives a shit?
i don't understand about loving the chase bullshit. it's totally retarded.

I do, bro. I do.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I do, bro. I do.

stop being a girly man.