Just when you think the human race is beyond repair..

[the_alcatraz]

only my Mother does ;-)

Thanks habibi

doesn't mark?

 

[jnevin]

I sprayed after a mostrous deuce.

 

[blueta2]

doesn't mark?

well, I say he doesn't but he will say he does.

 

[Dial_tone]

Let's see. The other day on the elevator a lady was running to make it as the door closing. I did NOT reach over and hit CLOSE so she wouldn't make it. That was nice of me.

 

[jnevin]

Let's see. The other day on the elevator a lady was running to make it as the door closing. I did NOT reach over and hit CLOSE so she wouldn't make it. That was nice of me.

Man I hate when people look you right in the eye and let the door close on you.

 

[binö]

Me and my buddy were helping this fat useless kid lift some weights so that we could score some points with this old yet attractive chick constantly staring at us.

lkmao hahahahahhah

 

[stosstruppe]

Man I hate when people look you right in the eye and let the door close on you.

Consider it a challenge to rip the fire axe off of the wall beside the elevator and great the person at the top / bottom of the lift.

 

[gonelifting]

I drive around town sweeping random peoples' front steps and sidewalk.

 

[blueta2]

I drive around town sweeping random peoples' front steps and sidewalk.

sweeping? Why sweeping?

 

[gonelifting]

sweeping? Why sweeping?

Because I don't have a long extension cord for the vacuum.

Tada tsttt! I'm here till Thursday... tip your waitstaff please.