Here's one last one. my personal favorite:
Kentucky.
A man entered a Dairy Queen and bought $1.97 worth of ice cream. The man said, "Here, I want to pay with this." and handed the cashier a $200 dollar bill with a picture of George Bush on the front. The employee proceeded to give him $198.03 in change. At the end of the night the manager found the bill. He gave it to authorities in hopes of catching the counterfeiter. The police said that the bill was of such poor quality that it would no way stand up in court.