Just pulled a hardcore ownage prank on my friend...

[Paulos]

So my bud uses hotmail, and I for fun checked what his password recovery question was. Turns out I knew the answer. I then accessed his e-mail and the following messages were dispatched.

- A letter to mother's work saying that I have discovered I am a homosexual, and I hope you still love me reguardless of how fabulously gay I choose to be.

- A letter to stepsister suggesting that since we are not blood related it would be acceptable for us to engage in intercourse, albeit I have a 2 inch penis and would be unable to satisfy you.

- A letter to male professor offering oral sex in exchange for a higher grade.

- A letter to coworker inquiring as to whether or not her and her boyfriend would be interested in a three way, not forgetting to mention that I would not have a problem being intimate with her boyfriend as well.


This has to be the best ownage in quite some time.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Your a fuckin dick. Why the fuck would you want to do that to a "friend"? Stupid fuckin twat.

 

[big_bad_buff]

you have weird friends, and if i was your friend i would beat your ass....then shoot myself for being gay

 

[SupraHero]

You're a fucking idiot. Lucky you are not my friend I would beat the dogshit outta your sorry ass.

 

[Paulos]

Your a fuckin dick. Why the fuck would you want to do that to a "friend"? Stupid fuckin twat.

Cause it's funny, and is mom withholding your prozac? You are fiesty.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Cause it's funny, and is mom withholding your prozac? You are fiesty.

Thats not funny.. thats fucking mean. Is this guy really your "friend"? I would hate to have friends like you.

 

[Paulos]

Thats not funny.. thats fucking mean. Is this guy really your "friend"? I would hate to have friends like you.

Yes he's my friend, and I'd hate to have friends like you too, lighten up Grandma.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Yes he's my friend, and I'd hate to have friends like you too, lighten up Grandma.

Good.. I guess we are in an agreement. Fuck you. Yes... I said it... Fuck you.

 

[Paulos]

Fuck you. Yes... I said it... Fuck you.

Wow, you're little online persona change from depressed, self loating, suicidal weiner to hardcore internet toughguy is proceeding nicely.

I see your combination of telling yourself "I'm good enough, smart enough, and people like me" in the mirror every morning along with your Tony Little self help tapes have worked wonders.

Congratulations on that.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

I see your combination of telling yourself "I'm good enough, smart enough, and people like me" in the mirror every morning along with your Tony Little self help tapes have worked wonders.

Indeed... its all mental! even if it's all lies.. its all mental.