Just pulled a hardcore ownage prank on my friend...

[cccp]

man, that shit is crazy. I would hate to be that guy.

So what's happened? Did he share his problems with you, Paulos?

 

[Bullit]

So my bud uses hotmail, and I for fun checked what his password recovery question was. Turns out I knew the answer. I then accessed his e-mail and the following messages were dispatched.

- A letter to mother's work saying that I have discovered I am a homosexual, and I hope you still love me reguardless of how fabulously gay I choose to be.

- A letter to stepsister suggesting that since we are not blood related it would be acceptable for us to engage in intercourse, albeit I have a 2 inch penis and would be unable to satisfy you.

- A letter to male professor offering oral sex in exchange for a higher grade.

- A letter to coworker inquiring as to whether or not her and her boyfriend would be interested in a three way, not forgetting to mention that I would not have a problem being intimate with her boyfriend as well.


This has to be the best ownage in quite some time.

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thats is funny shit.... but the prof one may get him in serious shit.

 

[Frackal]

Post the letters! (obviously)

If it's for real

 

[crew9]

Some of em were funny but you must be retarded to send an email like that to his professor.

 

[Bullit]

UPDATE please!!!

 

[Big Johnson]

yer an asshole, thats goin way to far for a "prank" on a "friend"

i hope he beats yer ass

Just make sure and laugh when he starts swinging

 

[Paulos]

Update...his mom freaked out, left 11 messages on his cell by the time we got out of class, and informed pretty much his entire family that he was gay. I thought she was going to be pissed after all of that but she thought is was pretty funny.

Here's the letter from the coworker, edited...






Bert....has paulous been playing on your email account? Hello...change your password!!! Yeah and Paulous...get a life huh?

Jillian



>From: "Robert XXXX"
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: Hey Jill...
>Date: Tue, 20 May 2003 01:08:42 -0700
>
>I was thinking the other day, how about me, you, and matt engage in
>a hot menage a trois? Lemme know what you think.
>
>I am willing to touch matt too.
>

 

[Big Johnson]

I would make sure and check for rainbow "gay pride" bumper stickers when you get into your car over the next few weeks, and don't be suprised if you start getting calls at 1:30 AM from the head of a local bar asking if the offer written below the number on the wall is still good.

 

[theoak01]

man can I borrow this idea to punk a buddy of mine ?

 

[Baoh]

The male professor letter might have been much.

Exactly. The rest was funny, but this could get him expelled. Imagine how funny that would be. I'd saw through your neck with a plastic butterknife if I were expelled over that.

Don't mind KAYNE, though. He's a PUSSY. That's why he is constantly trying to convince others he is not. I find him amusing, though.