thx ll! i have a funny stroy for everyone....i'm not really sure what the hell happend as i am still very confused but i'll try to explain this morning's events anyhow lol
ok so i live in an apartment complex in hoboken.....i bought a little over 2 years ago pre- construction so i got a great price. it's prob one of the nicest places to live in hoboken today... so with that come the hoboken yuppys and hoity toity people as i like to call them.
anyway...there is a shuttle service that drives me to the path train every morning (the path is the train that goes from jersey to manhattan...that's how i get to work everyday). now some people wait in the lobby for the shuttle to pick us up and some people wait outside...to each their own right? i never wait inside...i like the fresh air and since i'm inside all day (i trade corporate bonds) i like to be out when i can.
so this morning i come down from my apartment and there are 3 people in the lobby hanging around for the shuttle....i walk by them and wait outside and read my wall street journal like every other day. the shuttle comes...i hop in the front seat. all is well in jp land right...HELL NO!! some 40 year old lady taps the passeneger side window and exclaims "you know, your extremely rude!! you have no manners!" here i am thinking oh shit.....she must be pregnant...i am a dick. so i look down and see that she def has a gut but she's not harboring any fetus i can tell you that!
so me being a gentleman i ignore the fact that she isn't due in a few weeks and offer her my front seat anyway. i'm thinking what are we in the third grade...it's a huge van with plenty of seats i don't care where i sit. mind you..there's only 3 people waiting for the van not 15. it's not like i cut the line of people waiting so i didn't have to wait for the next shuttle or anything like that. so now we are all in the van...all 4 of us lol and some other guy buts into the conversation and says, "yeah man...your pretty rude" ok..at this point my blood is boiling because these 2 yuppy losers sat in the lobby while some lady tried to walk out the front door with a baby in one hand and a huge piece of luggage in another. what did they do??? nothing!! what did i do?? helped the lady with the luggage to her cab on the way out...but i'm the rude one with no manners right?? right
so we finally get to the path train and i hop out of the shuttle...i wait for the lady to get out to confront her about the situation...i mean i don't want people not to like me or to think i'm rude b/c i'm not at all..i'm actually a good person

so we go back and forth and explain each other's situation...she's acting like a 3rd grader and i don't understand a fawking thing that's coming out of her mouth. if i want to wait outside....i'll wait outside...if you want to wait inside you wait inside. when the van comes i'm hoping in...i don;t have to wait for you people waiting inside the lobby area to get in before me...thats ridiculous! she really has no rubuttle and and just said i was rude about 12x....then this fawking ass clown starts talking smack again!! i'm like oh my god...i'm going to go to jail before i even get to work today!!
now i'm getting yelled at by this 40 year old pregnant looking whore and this slick backed hair faggit! i've been nice up to til now but everyone has a breaking point. so finally i cut the woman off mid sentence and say,"ooooh my god, shut the fawk up you ugly fat dike!! you smell like mothballs!!! and then the faggit was about to say something and i cut him off by calling him a pimple faced queer. my heart was beating so fast but i kept tellign myself just get on the train and pls do not hurt this faggit. so it ended with us getting on seperate carts on the train and him yelling right before we got on "i'm going to bring this up in the board meeting next week and get you in trouble" honestly that comment put me in such a better mood...the guy was so distraught when he said that and he said it liek a little 8 year old girl tattling on her big brother lol.
anyway...thats' my story for today. i've asked a bunch of people so far and they think i'm right...i never cut anyone...i just waited outside for the van. to me that's a seperate line then inside...if there was someone outside before me of course i would have let them get in before me...b/c i have "manners" but there wasn't....so i hopped in. ahhhh what a great day so far!