JLO / The Cell

[perkele]

I'm just watching it from TV, I watch it with my left eye and right is here online.

Anyway fukkin way. It's weird movie. No JLO booty shots yet, and where the fuck is Kim Chizevsky. Shouldn't she be in this movie or what?

Commercial break is over.....

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

that movie totally weirded me out

 

[zxe003]

I didn't understand what the hell was going on in that movie.

 

[perkele]

that movie totally weirded me out

It's so weird I'm scared. Hold me please.

 

[bran987]

I had to sell that movie someone gave it to me as a gift and I could only watch it once. it is creeped out in so many ways I didn't even like having it in my house

 

[perkele]

I had to sell that movie someone gave it to me as a gift and I could only watch it once. it is creeped out in so many ways I didn't even like having it in my house

And this idiot is taping it

 

[bran987]

And this idiot is taping it

IMO I'd rather have a copy of the videotape in "The Ring" in my house

 

[jerkbox]

there's a part where she's smokin a joint in her underwear

 

[WODIN]

One of the best sci-fi / horror flicks ever. Vicent Denafrio also give an amazing performance. sweet stuff.

 

[Becoming]

it was alright- lots of eye candy but no substance... hmm just like the girl....

it was sweet when the horse was sliced.... I don't think I ever wanted to watch it again, but not because I was repulsed tho..

 

[IhateOsama]

J-LO is fat and obnoxious.

 

[perkele]

Pretty fucked up movie. Visually few great moments but that's pretty much all it had.

MTV has Jenny from the Block playin' now so there's my JLO moment for today.

 

[Becoming]

who is the hooker in your avarlo

 

[perkele]

J-LO is fat and obnoxious.

how dare you?

 

[perkele]

who is the hooker in your avarlo

same one who's pic i PM to you. i bet you jacked off.

 

[Becoming]

same one who's pic i PM to you. i bet you jacked off.

no i didn't- but I wish I had a pic of that chick to send, you would shit they look like twins...

damn, that doesn't look like her at all with the short hair... (is that recent or really old) she looks more like that ugly broad kimberly amber-thessin or whatever there... yuck...

 

[perkele]

no i didn't- but I wish I had a pic of that chick to send, you would shit they look like twins...

damn, that doesn't look like her at all with the short hair... (is that recent or really old) she looks more like that ugly broad kimberly amber-thessin or whatever there... yuck...

Actually her hair ain't short in that pic. You're yuck, she's hot.

 

[Becoming]

Actually her hair ain't short in that pic. You're yuck, she's hot.

Okay it just looks like short hair- her face looks all chubby like that kimberly broad there... in fact I think you are lying and trying to ruin her hotness for me... I bet that aint her at all even....

 

[perkele]

Okay it just looks like short hair- her face looks all chubby like that kimberly broad there... in fact I think you are lying and trying to ruin her hotness for me... I bet that aint her at all even....

I don't know anymore how you like her to be. I'm confused. Maybe you want more apples.

 

[Dial_tone]

ridiculous movie but the chivezky part is pretty cool.

 

[Becoming]

I don't know anymore how you like her to be. I'm confused. Maybe you want more apples.

I am sure you have some sick demented thing in mind by "Maybe you want more apples." I will just stick to watching alias...

Although I really have a problem with the assumption that she could kick anyone's ass...

 

[perkele]

ridiculous movie but the chivezky part is pretty cool.

yep but her boobs were made way too big.

 

[Becoming]

yep but her boobs were made way too big.

Nudity alert: Topless; however, director Tarsem Singh's DVD audio commentary reveals that she was actually wearing fake breasts over her own, since female bodybuilders tend to be more flat-chested.

 

[perkele]

Nudity alert: Topless; however, director Tarsem Singh's DVD audio commentary reveals that she was actually wearing fake breasts over her own, since female bodybuilders tend to be more flat-chested.

I know they were fake, just like her real fake ones.

 

[Dial_tone]

Nudity alert: Topless; however, director Tarsem Singh's DVD audio commentary reveals that she was actually wearing fake breasts over her own, since female bodybuilders tend to be more flat-chested.

If you wear fake nude boobs over your real fake nude boobs does it still qualify as being nude?