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so i was tuning into some radio on the way home from the gym and i heard this guy talking about a jackass of the day. here it goes.
"An 81 year old lady named joyce was walking down the street when an unnamed man asked her for a dollar. she told him she didn't have anything and kept walking.
he then proceeded to attack joyce, but she fought the attacker back and was kicking him on the ground. he was screaming, "im not a sissy!".
then he jumped into the lake and police arrived at the scene.
the guy had been drinking all day and he was so wasted he forgot how to swim. he drowned at the spot. this is why he is jackass of the day.
^true story
"An 81 year old lady named joyce was walking down the street when an unnamed man asked her for a dollar. she told him she didn't have anything and kept walking.
he then proceeded to attack joyce, but she fought the attacker back and was kicking him on the ground. he was screaming, "im not a sissy!".
then he jumped into the lake and police arrived at the scene.
the guy had been drinking all day and he was so wasted he forgot how to swim. he drowned at the spot. this is why he is jackass of the day.
^true story
